Flying high

By jkim - 08/09/2014 17:56 - United States - San Diego

Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three Percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML
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junkman6 22

All joking aside courts love to hammer people for driving on painkillers. I had a dwi 5 years ago because I drove while on prescribed Percocet. 2 every 4 hours and I blacked out and drove somewhere then fell asleep in a parking lot. I was using the drug as intended I just had a bad reaction. I'm still paying the price in insurance and being branded as a "pill popper" every time a background check is done. It's worth calling male friends over to hold his ass down until the crazy passes.

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ksktwin84 14

Driving under the influence of narcotics can be just as bad as driving drunk. 2 Percocet every 4 hours might cause many people to black out. It doesn't matter if they're prescribed to you, the big disclaimer saying not to drive or operate heavy machinery is there for a reason.

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joshea123 10

Not to drive vehicles or use machinery until you know how this drug affects you. That's actually the normal warning

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junkman6 22

Didn't drive on purpose I was blacked out completely. Last I remember I was in my house in bed. Didn't have anyone around to stop me though was the issue.

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Grootensliven 10

Pants are always optional

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MrSassypants 33

I don't see how that's a positive thing; everyone should wear mini-skirts.

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Stazza11 27

Nah mate kilts, kilts are the shit haha. It's like I want to show you my feminine side but if you sneak a peak who knows what you will find XD

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kaytasha 18

I totally agree with the idea of all men in kilts

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schhichick 14

Phil Dunphy is not a real man

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nesteremily 31

I've been on narcotics meds after surgeries and trust me, it's just like an other dug, crazy! lol

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ksks1234 33

I think you are on"narcotics meds" now.

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nesteremily 31

*narcotic meds, *any other drug. Autocorrect got me there

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GentlemanBastard 15

Percocet is Oxycodone and Acetaminophen. Oxycodone is basically synthetic heroin, so yeah, they are just like any other drug. Specifically heroin.

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martin8337 35

Percocet and other prescription drugs are perfectly legal but highly addictive and dangerous. Pot is much safer but illegal, go figure.

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tournamentdecide 33

That is why they're prescription. Weed can be just as addive, and most states have medical marajuana for things like dialysis.

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thefmlman2011 36

Just get him to take the day off, if he's in pain, get him to rest.

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Ltsdragons 19

No shirt no shoes no service, he can still go to work :p

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mrhe3t 9

lol... and after all these years they still haven't added pants to the list.

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XBurytheCastleX 25

Keep him away from piercers and tattoo shops. People do crazy shit when they are high.

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cjwayy 22

Put him on lockdown for the rest of the day haha

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23lf 16

Take his pills, keys, or anything that can end up hurting him and give him the proper dosages.

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