Hammer-headed

By Anonymous - 11/08/2014 16:27 - Canada - Saint John

Today, after ignoring my concerns and declaring that "safety equipment is for pussies", my husband went rock climbing for the first time. He only sprained his ankle, but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed and pissing in a bucket, because walking is "too painful." FML
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Nymeria_fml 25

It seems like "walking's for *******" now.

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gunda95 11

His logic is sound. Video games cure everything.

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Nymeria_fml 25

It seems like "walking's for *******" now.

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mrwilsong 6

Ummm I'm pretty sure dogs walk too.

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gunda95 11

His logic is sound. Video games cure everything.

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Danne696 14

It's not the video games as much as the "pissing in a bucket" part that's worrying about this.

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Gittoh 21

if I can find someone who would be cool with me peeing in a bucket and just play playstation in bed all day, now that is a keeper!

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Tuffmuffin 10

That seems unnecessary, if u were OP would u actually do that?

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Khorlik 6

Wow. FML has a great community! "Divorce your husband because he made a stupid choice and is being stubborn!"

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Pleonasm 35

Divorce has been going up ever since FML was founded; coincidence?

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Brandi_Faith 33

23, I agree that a spouse ignoring the other's feelings and concerns is a red flag. However, for all we know he's only ever done that once and this was the only time it's happened. Definitely something to talk about him with and keep an eye on for the future but not worth divorcing at this point.

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ElricMustang 23

It's not like it was a big deal. It's not like we're discussing her warning him not to see another woman or something. It was a simple concern, and absolutely no reason to consider divorcing someone over.

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SkittlesGoRawr 19

I hate how every minor little relationship conflict there is on FML, someone always comments about getting a divorce. Under most circumstances, it really isn't necessary.

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yusi1891 7

I'm pretty sure there's a part in marriage that states that only death should separate the two apart. Soooo... Wtf would she divorce her husband over something so trivial? People like you have destroyed the concept of marriage. Back then people would try their hardest to make the marriage work because they didn't believe/ didn't want a divorce and that's what made it so special. Now, don't marry at all because according to the percentage of divorces, chances are you'll end up like that. That's just sad. Traditions are dying. :'(

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CandyApple88 13

Um no. behaviour like that is not a one off. I know from experience. I'd like to know what other excuses he had for pissing in the bucket before this day.

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jack_jill05 14

dont help him anymore, because helping is for *******

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Almost_Positive 18

He's obviously too macho to need any help.

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Anya_5 8

Ahh men. They are a specimen that are hard to understand. Just like women.

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Almost_Positive 18

Even if it WAS broken, he's still overreacting.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Ya, I don't know many people with a broken foot that are peeing in buckets because it hurts too much to walk. Isn't that what crutches, cane's and those special boots, are for; to help you walk when it does hurt.

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no_lungs 16

I can see his ****** from way over here

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skittyskatbrat 19

#31, but...but...crutches, canes, and boots are for *******!!!

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Danne696 14

I still have a hard time imagining how much pain you would have to be in before peeing in a bucket seems like a good option.

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