By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
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EverestMelting 23

*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.

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EverestMelting 23

*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.

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R2Y2 22

Worked this job over the summer. Same shit happened, except he turned around and we made eye contact.

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WadeNickerson 16

I don't know what you've been watching #18 but I know that when I ********** I don't get semen all over my hands, but I see your point. It is gross nonetheless.

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djurmel89 30

omg how awfull! fyl op! think about this guy touching ANYTHING!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I love this chain, there was no "You're stupid" or some berating comment, just "left*" and "sorry." Probably the most polite spelling correct/response I've seen on this site.

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paigexox0 37

Thats...absolutely disgusting. This is why i avoid public washrooms at all costs.

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Jinxsie 27

You avoid public washrooms so you don't have to witness a guy ********** and miss while using a urinal? I'm so glad I'm not the only one! :D

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Jinxsie 27

I've never been in that situation but I do get uneasy when it comes to park washrooms.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Good thing cause i ********** all over the place at public restrooms. it calms me dowb

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clairesucks 37

#53: that's disgusting. If you actually do that in public, I don't think we needed to know

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Goblin182 26

And you watched this? There is this new thing called walking (or running) away.

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NellieeNell 18

I was thinking the same thing.

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nekminnet 13

Thinking the same thing. What creepier the actual wank or watching it?

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Fern_Gully 20

It's like a train wreck you just can't look away from.....

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Dean__Winchester 16

I'd watch mostly because I'd be in disbelief its happening. Like "He is SERIOUSLY not doing this? Oh God -- Oh GOD he is! WHATTHEHELL??" and then I would go "Hey buddy, most do that in bed or their own home, I hope the STD was worth it." and leave looking for brain bleach

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kidtoy 18

What were you doing there?

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arachnophile 13

The proof is in the pudding. Or, in this case, likely on the wall or floor. Gross either way.

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telli164 30

Nasty! You stayed in there long enough to see all of that?

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