By DUFF - 11/06/2015 21:04 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to my neighbor's funeral, with whom I had been good friends with for a long time. When I asked her husband why, he said, "We have a small amount of money and can't afford for you to eat all of the refreshments." FML
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20bricks 28

I guess he already buried your friendship.

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Ms_ValS 27

I really don't get having a big appetite at a funeral

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bluefairy_fml 24

Then you probably haven't been to too many funerals. Maybe the close family and friends are too upset to have an appetite (even though some people resort to comfort food when they are grieving), but most of the acquaintances, distant relatives, neighbors, coworkers etc. who attend the funeral are sad, but not that traumatized (because they weren't so close to the deceased) to not be able to eat. Besides, in many cultures it is customary to share a meal in the memory of the deceased after the funeral. It is an opportunity to talk about the deceased, share memories and let the family know they are not alone.

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MDoremis 38

18, I don't either, but that's still a really rude thing to say to someone who has been friends with the deceased for some time.

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20bricks 28

I guess he already buried your friendship.

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Exaspera 54

Hmmmmm...Perhaps your past eating frenzies have come up from the past to haunt you?

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ColonelCusswords 24

So many angry buffet owners...

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noonenoeone 22

For real, I've seen people be asked to leave all you can eat buffets!

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Isandri 29

Just go to the funeral without attending the wake.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Risky move, husband might throw a shit fit

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Ashamed_Sister 60

It doesn't sound risky. It would give OP an opportunity to say goodbye to an old friend without interfering with her husband.

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addisonrose12 16

Or the food

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ColonelCusswords 24

A similar situation happened to one of my friends who went to a funural against his sisters will (who thought she was the boss of everything) in the middle of the service she got up and started bitching him out in the middle of everyone when she found out he came to the funeral anyway. She got so bad, my friend was forced to leave getting shit looks from everyone there like he realy did something wrong. Thats not something anyone should have to go through

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SpartyOnWayne 18

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theseblueeyes 14

Maybe he just wants to drown his sorrows with food. seriously though, how rude of him to do that! Sorry OP!

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ColonelCusswords 24

Gotta watch that cash flow, nobody wants to end up on the streets

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WCARlover 34

Wow that's insanely rude, hopefully it's just because he's deliriously sad and not just his normal self :/ sorry for the loss OP!

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DocBastard 38

I may sound really grave here, but you shouldn't dig yourself into a hole and tell him he needs to be coffin up more money than he can afford. Don't be judgmental tomb much, but be supportive and understanding. Of corpse I could be dead wrong.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Oh shit you beat everyone to the punch

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SubparAtBest 23

This is bad. You should feel bad, but also *golf clap* now go home.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Its DocBastard people. You cant talk shit about DocBastard

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Phooey 22

its good to see that x-ray of a bottle up someone's ass in the comment section.

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shay_serendipity 29

FML - an interesting place where seeing an x-ray of a bottle up someone's ass is a good thing.

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