By akimbojuju - 22/06/2015 15:12 - United States

Today, my pinky finger found out how much a king size bed weighs. FML
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extrasnipes 22

Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?

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CliffyB03 28

As much as you weigh because you're a king ;D

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

That's the dumbest fat joke I've heard all day.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

#25 is your profile picture shrek with poop on his face

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CliffyB03 28

Apparently no one likes my smoothness.

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expertsmilee 26

You couldn't lift it with your pinky?...wuss

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mds9986 24

Probably doesn't even lift.

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xluciferx666 21

#11 yeah the cake to my mouth

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AddictGamer 16

I lift the tab on the Oreo bag called 'lift'.

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carcinoid 17

sounds like you were stuck in quite the little situation

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extrasnipes 22

Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?

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smackaroonial 20

It depends, is it a regular King, California King, Alaskan King? They're all so different!

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_OF_WG_KTA_ 15

He doesn't know. His pinky knows, though.

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gracehi 31

"According to my pinky, this queen sized bed weighs exactly MOTHER ******* OUCH!"

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