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By akimbojuju - 22/06/2015 15:12 - United States

Today, my pinky finger found out how much a king size bed weighs. FML

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By Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 06:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML

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By Miss_Whipped - 14/10/2016 06:04 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML

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By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 04:00 - United States - Asheboro

Today, after I bought a bedframe a few days ago that was up for sale with a sign next to it that said "The best you can ever find! Very supportive and stable!" guess what happened? It shattered into small splinters. I’m literally underweight, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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By nofooddrinkorsex - 25/08/2019 22:05 - United States

Today, my wife and I had our brand new king-size mattress set delivered. After the delivery men left, she informed me that I was no longer allowed to eat or drink in bed. Oh yeah, and we're not having sex on it either. FML

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Monday 22 June 2015 23:13

Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?

acp2002 23

Monday 22 June 2015 23:11

that sucks really hard

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rashpimplezitz 9

Monday 22 June 2015 23:18

That must have hurt REALLY bed...

chisty87 16

Monday 22 June 2015 23:18

curious little thing isn't it...

Jefffz 13

Monday 22 June 2015 23:18

Hear me out, I'm not a doctor, but you should probably lay your pinky to rest

daddysgirl243 21

Monday 22 June 2015 23:19

better to be your pinky than your thumb. I've done that, and not being able to use your thumb is terrible

DaEpicTaco 13

Monday 22 June 2015 23:20

Ouch

Zarcissa 34

Monday 22 June 2015 23:22

I just hope your pinky is in one piece...

kayla2228 14

Monday 22 June 2015 23:32

So... How much does it weigh?

qsni 16

Monday 22 June 2015 23:35

Hope you didn't get hurt too bad, we all have accidents once In a while.

papygeorges 17

Monday 22 June 2015 23:38

That's heavy shit right there, I feel your pain!

Matheo_fml 21

Monday 22 June 2015 23:52

Oh, I'm sure it's nothing when you are Superman... Wait...! Are you Superman?

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