Health: Today, my pinky finger found out how much a king size bed weighs....

By akimbojuju - 22/06/2015 15:12 - United States

Today, my pinky finger found out how much a king size bed weighs. FML

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By Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By Miss_Whipped - 14/10/2016 06:04 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML

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By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 04:00 - United States - Asheboro

Today, after I bought a bedframe a few days ago that was up for sale with a sign next to it that said "The best you can ever find! Very supportive and stable!" guess what happened? It shattered into small splinters. I’m literally underweight, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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By nofooddrinkorsex - 25/08/2019 22:05 - United States

Today, my wife and I had our brand new king-size mattress set delivered. After the delivery men left, she informed me that I was no longer allowed to eat or drink in bed. Oh yeah, and we're not having sex on it either. FML

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By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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Monday 22 June 2015 23:13

Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?

acp2002 23

Monday 22 June 2015 23:11

that sucks really hard

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LVtaytay 12

Monday 22 June 2015 23:53

Does it also know how much a queen weighs? Maybe a twin?

vikky538 28

Monday 22 June 2015 23:53

You forgot to pinky swear to that bed. Hope you feel better OP

jessmonkey 15

Tuesday 23 June 2015 0:02

Hahahahahahaha

hantu69 22

Tuesday 23 June 2015 0:12

well how much it weight OP ? haha

Silk_Routes 14

Tuesday 23 June 2015 0:38

hope she is doing well now, target was quite enough

MetalSonicCD 13

Tuesday 23 June 2015 0:46

The pinky finger obviously did research online for the king size bed before hand to see how much it weighed

Icellea 1

Tuesday 23 June 2015 1:16

So that's what happens when you break a pinky swear.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 23 June 2015 1:53

Could have been worse than your pinky right?

EarlFug 19

Tuesday 23 June 2015 2:05

I hope it tells your other fingers so they're all more careful in the future

Cringey 18

Tuesday 23 June 2015 3:02

This is a comedy app. This is some heavy shit man

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