By Szaszaspasz - 24/08/2015 22:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my date came to pick me up for a date. As I was getting into his car, a large blister on my foot burst. My foot is now swimming in a pool of hot, liquid pus. FML
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Szaszaspasz tells us more.

Szaszaspasz 26

Hi! It's the OP. The blister formed earlier in the day because of a new pair of running shoes I was breaking in. The blister didn't seem too bad, but it got filled up as the day progressed. As I got into the car, it burst. I never let on because my shoes were not open-toes. The date was great, we went to Pizza Hut, but I got tomato sauce on my outfit. I'm a klutz FML This was in 1990. I was too nervous to run back up to my barracks and do something about the blister. I was 19 at the time.

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Top comments

gosh_mate 30

If it was just as you were getting into the car, couldn't you have explained the situation and ran into the house for a bandage or something?

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carlfirebolt 27

what happened after that?

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carlfirebolt 27

what happened after that?

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slingerslasher 24

maybe "hot, liquid pus" was a metaphor for the rest of the night? ;)

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carlfirebolt 27

I wanna know the guys reaction too.

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bibble27 9

I kept thinking of the dirty bubble from SpongeBob.

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SammieIsabella 15

That's sucks to hear...but I hope the date went well anyway!

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gosh_mate 30

If it was just as you were getting into the car, couldn't you have explained the situation and ran into the house for a bandage or something?

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jerzjay 17

It was probably too embarrassing to tell the truth, and it would have looked bad if she lied to try and get out of the date the second it was about to start

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danimal_crackerz 26

Yes, although OP probably should have excused him/herself to go to the bathroom

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gosh_mate 30

I always think the honest way (or the closest to it) is the best way. Even if they just said that there is something digging into their foot and they wish to quickly change their shoes.

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RenoTheRhino 30

"Excuse me, but I think my pet tarantula crawled into my shoe before I put it on, so I'll be right back!"

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BantasaurusRex 13

Oooh talk about bursting your bubble, ouch.

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lexitomlinson_91 8

I hope you excused yourself and went back inside to change shoes.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Think of it as a nice bowl of hot, soapy water soaking your foot to relieve your stress.

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SubparAtBest 23

Gotta get some comfy shoes that don't give u blisters then.

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