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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 08:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By poisonivyretard - 04/06/2013 17:15 - United States - Narragansett

Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML

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By Isabelle18 - 19/07/2009 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By random - 13/05/2013 15:06 - United States

Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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Sunday 6 September 2015 6:59

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

roxyroller20 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:16

That stings.

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IssacB 14

Sunday 6 September 2015 6:58

Guessing it stung when you peed

mld4657 28

Sunday 6 September 2015 6:58

Well op I'm curious where did they sting ya at?

EatOrphans4Fun 24

Sunday 6 September 2015 6:59

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:13

better there than on the balls

Swandive235 27

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:03

I hope you're not allergic like I am. I'd be dead as shit.

chrisbeaudoin 26

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:08

Something similar happened to me once, it was the worst time for the door to get stuck and not open.

dswomi 12

Wednesday 9 September 2015 15:30

Dude, I feel sorry for you now. At least OP could run away

ChaiseT 16

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:10

Don't be too butthurt.

08zw 19

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:13

This could make for some absolutely awful comments.

chocolatelover96 14

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:02

Like yours? ;)

megalggggg 19

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:14

look next time

Testing1234 25

Monday 7 September 2015 4:25

Because we all expect there to be hornets in a restroom ?

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:15

walk out slowly & beecareful

roxyroller20 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:16

That stings.

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