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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:24 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I'm travelling across the country with my family. My grandma thought it would be a good idea to take her shoes off. It's been 5 minutes and my eyes are watering from the stench. We still have over 200 miles left until we get home. FML

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By gabby - 16/06/2012 20:36 - United States

Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML

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Driving me mad

By Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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Get me out

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

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Road trip

By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

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Not a morning person

By vanity113 - 13/06/2013 04:04 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I woke up early to travel to the office headquarters 3.5 hours away for important meetings. After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realised I was wearing my woolen house slippers. They were the only pair of shoes I'd brought on the trip. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML

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Volunteering gone too far

By Tattooed and Sexy - 18/06/2023 22:00

Today, I volunteered at a 50 km trail race for charity and was at the service of a walker. It was fun until after the walk was completed, when he made me take off his boots and socks, and massage his big, super stinky, sweaty bare feet. His putrid feet were inches from my face the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2016 03:35

Today, I flew 1800 km with my two small children to a remote northern village for work. Our bags were lost, leaving us without winter gear and only one change of clothes. Just to make things extra fun, we now all have uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea. FML

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Taking no chances

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 18:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was sent 800 km home from my interstate job because I have the sniffles. FML

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thetacosniper 14

Sunday 20 September 2015 6:54

Politely throw her out the window. Problem solved!

Awesomeify 15

Sunday 20 September 2015 6:54

Pro-tip, roll down the windows and buy air fresheners at a gas station. Best of luck!

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betweenwinds 18

Sunday 20 September 2015 6:52

Just open the window, buddy. It's still warm out in most of the US.

thetacosniper 14

Sunday 20 September 2015 6:54

Politely throw her out the window. Problem solved!

phreaker913 21

Sunday 20 September 2015 9:06

how does one politely throw someone out a window?

Wizardo 33

Sunday 20 September 2015 12:25

With your pinky finger in the upward position of course.

teentee401 36

Tuesday 3 November 2015 4:28

*Patrick voice* PINKY! PINKY!

Awesomeify 15

Sunday 20 September 2015 6:54

Pro-tip, roll down the windows and buy air fresheners at a gas station. Best of luck!

beeferjay 34

Sunday 20 September 2015 6:54

smells like Bigfoot's dick

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 20 September 2015 8:18

It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

madalyn316 14

Sunday 20 September 2015 6:55

Open the window and let the fresh air in.

momof3honeybee 13

Sunday 20 September 2015 7:04

I hope your near a window and not stuck in the middle of the backseat god forbid your on a train or plane.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 20 September 2015 7:06

Politely ask grandma to put her shoes back on. Then open the windows, buy an air freshener etc to help with the lingering odor.

xluciferx666 21

Sunday 20 September 2015 7:07

Country road take me home away from my grandmas feet they sure do stink making me think that i need to get away country roads take me homeeeeee!!!

VeganDarkLight 31

Sunday 20 September 2015 7:27

Damn, now that song's stuck in my head :O But I had a good laugh at your comment, so it's kinda worth it.

annas3 10

Sunday 20 September 2015 7:09

ask her politely! you have nothing to lose.

LadyLiani 28

Sunday 20 September 2015 9:53

Unless she decides to politely prop her feet near OP's face in response.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 20 September 2015 7:10

tell her to put her feet out the window

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