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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By Bad day to be my toes - 08/12/2024 09:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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By anditburnsburnsburns - 27/08/2013 18:13 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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By BracesSuck - 09/04/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By HotCurry - 05/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 17/07/2022 04:00

Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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jesterinperil 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:26

I cringed reading this, I can only imagine your reaction when it happened. Bandage it up, and may your pain be short and negligible. Sorry this happened OP!

ihpp 22

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:28

that's happened to me! I hope you recover quickly! ps: keep it bandaged so you keep it protected!

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jesterinperil 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:26

I cringed reading this, I can only imagine your reaction when it happened. Bandage it up, and may your pain be short and negligible. Sorry this happened OP!

OysterPearls 33

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:26

I guess going toe-to-toe with your nail clippers wasn't a good idea.

glimmer980 20

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:26

Owwwwwww! that must have really hurt OP!

pooldude 24

Sunday 4 October 2015 7:52

Yeah, that's what being in agony means...

nishimehta 21

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:27

ugh! Op are you alright?!! It's damn painful though!!! Samething happened with me too. It's disgusting!!!!

ChaiseT 16

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:27

Toetally painful OP

ihpp 22

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:28

that's happened to me! I hope you recover quickly! ps: keep it bandaged so you keep it protected!

christinamarie17 29

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:33

I highly advise against ever becoming a pedicurist. On second thought, probably best to steer clear from giving manicures as well.

tantanpanda 26

Sunday 4 October 2015 11:50

Who's asking to become one? I think I can cut my nails without labeling that as a manicure/pedicure.

thejonac 21

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:35

next time try to double-clip the part you wish to clip to ensure they're detached from the rest of the nail before pulling it out, it works :)

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:36

Which toe?

miazangl 13

Sunday 4 October 2015 7:59

That's relevant because?

lukian_fml 29

Sunday 4 October 2015 8:22

Not relevant because the OP clearly only has one toe.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 4 October 2015 20:24

22, that's how it's written, yes. And it's relevant because I think this would be a lot worse for a big toe than a pinky toe.

BoxFullOfLazy 25

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:46

Sorry OP. I've had that happen with my little toe nail. Take Tylenol and soak it twice a day in hydrogen peroxide to keep it clean.

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