Bad timing

By Proprepourtant - 16/04/2011 11:28 - France

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
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TraceCase_ 19

Guess the next time he's looking for a BJ, you're gonna be busy washing your hair. Seriously though...try some Head and Shoulders

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a_cassie 4

that's kind of awkward

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dirtyblond 4

Head & Shoulders!;D

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eyez_lay_low1921 0

iagree with 9.! lol

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eyez_lay_low1921 0

eww' u NASTY!

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AsianCookie247 14

knees and toes! :)

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staceysgenesis16 0

HAHA heads n shoulders !! lmao thats a win

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dre_bro11 12

66, 68, something different, that's what I like.

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Captain_Zorro 7

C C C COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!

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Monstee 2

How do you give shoulders?

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RunnerDudeTyler 0

104 Idk how someone would give shoulders but I'd like the toes! xD

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stilldrunk88 6

You should said he also had dandruff but down there.

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dolphincheddar 10

you attempt to pleasure him using your shoulders. if anybody could successfully do that I'd be impressed

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weird_little_kid 0

Heart and Lungs lol

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mozeltov 7

your name confuses me dirtyblond seeing as you aren't blond, whats up with that?

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4XxXo_OxXx4 0

rofl! screamo ftw (I'm bored and profile stalking)

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dirtyblond 4

It is what it is! My hair color is dirty-blond. -____- geezes!

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AsianCookie247 14

haha so is yours ^ I like the way you hold your pussaayy.

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dre_bro11 12

125, 'crabs' is the word you're looking for.

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Cavelallemant 0

xD I'm gonna die bahahaha

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Haydenrw93 0

bahahahahaha guess that.... sucks for you :P

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mintcar 9

YDI for flaking. Although, he probably should've mentioned it AFTER the ********.

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imreallyhigh 0

is this jasmine?

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Alex94xela 0

LOLOLOLOL guy who said **** is a winning

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

^ yeah it was a win ^_^ btw, having your fml name as "exploding muff" is a really wierd to be totally honest dude :L :L <3

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mintcar 9

Wow, how creative. Pardon me while I go sit in the corner and weep.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

How is she a ****? You all are ******* stupid.

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mintcar 9

LULZ, 166 is showing cleavage also but she wanted to be an idiot and jump on the " lololololol ur such a **** mintcar" bandwagon. How lovely. 175, I agree.

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misfitSuperStar 0

And it must have been a bad ********. Otherwise, he wouldn't have said anything until afterwards.

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maskedman 9

The silver lining is that if you do a good job down there he can add some protein to your hair. It makes your hair strong…and sticky.

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kaykay9080 5

Fhl for having a girlfriend with bad hair.

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palan 0

dochébag no one has bad hair she should just get new shampoo and ... a new boyfriend

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Since dandruff has to do with the scalp and not the hair, and it's easily fixable, she does not have 'bad hair'.

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JustDoctor 0

98 fyl for not knowing how to count or 89 fyl for editing your birthday

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mazesm 11

11, Wow, nice fake nose piercing. It's quite obvious because it's uneven.

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SceneRaver 0

haha! your nose piercing looks like shit!!!

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KinqLeo610 0

well that just means she aint clean for shit

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TraceCase_ 19

Guess the next time he's looking for a BJ, you're gonna be busy washing your hair. Seriously though...try some Head and Shoulders

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smellyturkey 0

Amen!! Sucks for him! Or really doesn't :) lol

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mk58 31

You read my mind, I was just about to suggest that!

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CardMaster1992 0

she already tried the head, now just the shoulders. lol

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Devin91 20

thats dirty , fhl for having a nasty girl.

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Devin91 20

learn how to take a ******* joke you prick.

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TrueStory22 0

I thought jokes are supposed to be funny..?

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illmatic2 16

71- Not all of them are, obviously. But when someone takes them too seriously, it can make them look even less funny.

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ILoveEggnog 7

That was a joke? I think I missed the punch line.

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Devin91 20

not all jokes have punchlines there's this thing called sarcasm ever heard of it?

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ChibiGirl5 0

your just saying that now cause ppl are bitching to you

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dirtyblond 4

It's okay, he has nice abs.

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ILoveEggnog 7

You're saying we can do whatever we want if we're good looking?

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Devin91 20

i highly doubt she was being serious.

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staceysgenesis16 0

mmm a discussion about jokes .. AWSOME .. hmm

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dirtyblond 4

No 129, i was kidding!

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Paigeyk 3

Its not dirty she just has a dry scalp, shit happens.

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MissBunny25 0

all of y'all just need to take some midol. clearly several of you need it.

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immints 0

**** you ppl. dry scalp is nasty.. take care of it before going down. your all just mad the guy is deezed. no ****

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MuffyStJacques 0

Must've been like looking down onto a mountain top.

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natas_fml 13

spoooogett! I got ya, I spooked ya.

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Lala7261 0

lol. with snow covered tops.

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