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By Proprepourtant - 16/04/2011 11:28 - France

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
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TraceCase_ 19

Guess the next time he's looking for a BJ, you're gonna be busy washing your hair. Seriously though...try some Head and Shoulders

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a_cassie 4

that's kind of awkward

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TrueStory22 0

You should stop right before the uhh...fireworks go off, then go say you have run out and get some new shampoo. "Wow, you really do have blue balls!" All kidding aside, the boyfriend needs to learn not to run his mouth. People in general should just learn that being open and honest does not have to include blurting things out like a child.

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imreallyhigh 0

its prob from him rubbin his hand on the back of yo head so hard everytime you suck him off. you be givin him that Becky on the daily huh??

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TrueStory22 0

"Today, I gave my boyfriend a ******* for the FIRST time." Read it and weep. Weep because you can't read.

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hotchick90037 3

This is not an fml... they do have shampoo for dandruff so here is a hint... buy some!

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mintcar 9

Oh I love what you do to my head, when you pull me upstairs and you push me to bed.

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mintcar 9

Cure lyrics. Chill homie.

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perdix 29

You give him head, he gives you Head. . . & Shoulders. Sounds like you came out a head in that deal.

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

maybe he wasn't enjoying it that much or that it really got on his nerves when you don't take care of ur hair

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ydur 0

you must also suck at ********, had it been good that may have been overlooked untill completion

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