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Bad timing

By Proprepourtant - 16/04/2011 11:28 - France

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
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TraceCase_ 19

Guess the next time he's looking for a BJ, you're gonna be busy washing your hair. Seriously though...try some Head and Shoulders

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a_cassie 4

that's kind of awkward

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Dandruff is sexy. All those little white flakes that ever so gently fall upon your **** feel so good ^_^ XD jk

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dirtyblond 4

Ohhhh maan... :O That was pretty disturbing!

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RavenLovesGir 0

Avenged Sevenfold is AMAZING! ^_^ Btw that comment grossed me out >.< Haha

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EddieBlake 0

avenged faggotfold grosses me out. funny how that works.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Both EddieBlake and SkoalThugz should be moderated for such blasphemy!! D:<

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testthecoal 5

flame war ftl. Armin Van Burren ftw!

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staceysgenesis16 0

Ewwuhh baha that was gross !!

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Monikabug 9

They were great, prior to Bat Country; Then every kid within 5 miles of a radio dropped to their knees, mouths gaping for A7X, suddenly their number one, dyed-in-the-wool fan. Take me back to the days of An Epic Of Time Wasted. 

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

In my opinion, their new stuff is just as good as their old. I wasn't a big fan of their first album only because I'm not into a lot of screaming.

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CitrusGirl 0

If avenged sevenfold is shorty than what does that make Hinder, Ke$ha, Nickleback and the other bk "artists"? Lower than dirt? Maybe A7X isn't your style but at least they have talent.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Lmao, Well that EddieBlake guy got moderated at least XD I think the mods are A7X fans >:D

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xITZxTuRtLeX 0

suicide silence ftw!!!!! **** avenged sevenfags!!!

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mollyslips 13

sevenfold rule!! I love them, and dandruff is sexy!! head and shoulders adverts make me ****!! XD

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T552 12

If that was me I would have stopped and said "Continue yourself. Later"

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khaya 9

Did you have dandruff before the *******.

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

ewwww... ur fault OP, try head & shoulders or some other shampoo

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NecromancerA7X 0

haha HEAD and shoulders ;)

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sourgirl101 28

"The top of your head is so lovely" There! Is that better?(:

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TheDrifter 23

That's my favorite part of a woman's body too.

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