By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 23:54 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

I bet OP really wishes he had a moment with a Twix bar.

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ElGranOrgo 0

How did you not tell the difference between the two!?

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btnhdude 0

If Heaven was a mile away...

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fistnazal 10

Would I pack up my bags and leave this world behind?

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fthislyfe 22

You should have said: no, there's more.

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zombicidal 11

how many pornos have I seen with this same scenario

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fanceh 10

Take a moment, chew it over with Twix.

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awagh666 14

Now pornos should say 'based on a true life incident'

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TheOptimist 0

Pretty sure the porno goes more like, "Today I found my 'girlfriend' sunbathing in her backyard. She wasn't wearing any clothes, so I started to have sex with her, until I relised it was my girlfriends mom. We kept going at it and my girlfriend joined 5 minutes later.

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Christianrules 1

Reading this gave me a boner.

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hatepineapple 14

The FML never states if it was the mother or the father. :)

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humorizer 14

I got the impression that the mother/father popped up behind them somewhere after he began molesting their daughter.

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pantherpride98 10

Lovely info. How old r u?

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

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stephan18 23

You know she wanted some, but don't do it since it could cause one of those "Today, I found out about my mom and boyfriend" FMLs.

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transalex 4

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piwikiwi93 0

Let me correct that, a threesome with the mother and daughter and the mother would be going with the daughter now... YOUR SUCH A PERV

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BrotherPhil 35

Bloke is in a bar, and an attractive woman of about 50 asks him if he fancies a sportsman's double. He figures her daughter must be in her 20s, so he agrees eagerly. They get to her place, and she goes to the foot of the stairs, and calls up "Hey Mum, are you awake?"

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enonymous 8

Was this before or after she put her dentures back in? I prefer her dentures out. Nothing worse than a chick with a biting reflex

leadman1989 15

Uh oh boner D: nope no boner... you killed it!!! >:(

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tsim_fml 0

Very understandable and calm mom. When you get your girl pregnant there shouldn't be any issues.

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Freeze_fml 16

That's not how you get on good terms with the parents.

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slushpup9696 12

It's how you get on great terms on one and awful terms with the other. They should balance out, right?

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leadman1989 15

Until the dad decides to clothes line him, for him being the reason his wife won't sleep with him. ;)

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s0m3guy2010 21

I bet OP really wishes he had a moment with a Twix bar.

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slushpup9696 12

95, you should point it out in a comment for no reason at all. ...oh hey! A comment!

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JEHughes 13

what did you say? and if she didn't say stop there would always be those awkward family get togethers you were invited too.

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gunner2590 0

I love this post. I give her props for being a down to earth mom and not flipping out. Furthermore... She didn't flip out. Next time you fall asleep on their couch momma might be coming your way.

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