By pops up - 01/12/2011 22:25 - United States

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Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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iliketurdles 7

So who's been a naughty girl? *shitty **** music in background*

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enonymous 8

I hope this version of a 'Christmas Story' came with happy endings..

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Randuhh_17 4

This shouldn't surprise you... He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...and He knows when you've been BAD or good..

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builditbetter09 3

Well.. Earn your present.

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Jimboom 11

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kaprookie 3

Looks like you weren't the only excited one OP.

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Androidz 0

Anyone notice OP's name is pops up?

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MrSarcasm 4

Santa has a VERY special candy cane for you.

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AnonymousTroll 2

Santa's little helper was working hard this year it seems.

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ferrettamer 6

@139 I want to know the same thing. How young are you that you still sit on Santa's lap, but you give him an erection o.o

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rachellooo 0

Lol so many bad Santa puns, so little time...

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abbey321 8

If your old enough 4 FML your to old for sitting on santa's lap unless your a little hoe ho ho

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JustOhSoLovely 6

Nobody is too old for Santa's lap! Lol

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BeachBoi_Alex 7

Never to late to make an old man happy. ;)

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PinkieKeen 20

SOMETHING LIKE A CANDY CANE. LICK LICK.

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OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

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that1guyyy 12

A hoe is a gardening tool; ho is right

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FYLDeep 25

That's offensive to call those women gardening tools. They are people too you know (or so they tell me).

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Ho Ho Hoooly shit, sorry young lady....

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leogirl95 12

99- What if OP is a guy?

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Georgieeporgiee 9

Kinky Santa.... Kinky!

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AliCat18 12

# 30 . ye exactly, you use gardeing tools to "get it in" :)

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onebigkaboom 10

South seems more appropriate

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DelilahV 0

I think if his pole was pointed south this wouldn't have even been a problem.

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thisisafunnyname 12

It doesnt matter which pole as long as santas cumming to op's house on christmas

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MylifeStory9 0

you mean south "pole" xD

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SemperFi_23 6

Old enough to count, old enough to mount.

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Meme1988 18

If you know what erection is.. Then you are too old to sit in santa's lap!

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Meme1988 18

She has account at fml? So.. Second grade??! Dont think so..

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gabrielbaby 9

I knew about sex before I was in kindergarten. Just because you didn't, doesn't mean other people don't.

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Falalala243 0

nebut what 104 is saying is that Op must still be young to be sitting on santa's lap.

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

This little kid sent Santa a letter saying "Can u send a little brother for christmas?" Santa replied "sure but first send your mom!"

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NoahStaz 3

I want to know OP's gender. If OP is a guy...

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kalejaxson 5

Maybe you and him can get together and have some hot chocolate later.

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ElementalDragon 2

You do know this goes both ways, right? If he/she is a child, either Santa's a pervert or got a random erection. If an adult, WHY the HELL would you be sitting on his lap?

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debatingalways 0

Either way it's bad. 1. Why is an adult sitting on santas lap??! Or 2. Santas gonna be the one getting watched while he's sleeping this year..... In prison!

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