By pops up - 01/12/2011 22:25 - United States

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Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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f_ckml432 8

I think YDI for sitting on his junk. Is it just me, or is it more acceptable to sit on his knee?

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phatdaddy62 23

I like to sit on his junk. It's more fun!

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Falalala243 0

56 and anyone who thumbed down 16- its called a joke.

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FYLDeep 25

He gave the last guy his finger. Santa is throwing out the rulebook this year.

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ikickgingers 15

The economy is so bad Santa took a second job as a ******* Genie. What the **** is the world coming to...

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Note to self: Never sit on Santa lap....ever again.

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lena6310 0

If she still sits on Santa's lap she's too young for you bro

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laxmtl28 6

lol i had ti dress up as santa at zellers fml

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erickt94c 0

If she's old enough to know what an erection is she might be old enough

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lena6310 0

If she's old enough to know what an erection is she's too old to be sitting on santas lap

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iHateTheMods 3

Looks like Santa gots you his naughty this year. ;)

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iHateTheMods 3

*list dagnabit we need an edit feature for the andorid app.

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