By pops up - 01/12/2011 22:25 - United States

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Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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aPieceOfFruit 16

you can't blame Santa, he is just looking for revenge. Mrs. Claus had an affair with the Easter Bunny.

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hateevryone 14

how old are you sweetie? cause you'd have to be old enough for him to get an erection.

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kileypalmer 0

Looks like things like to pop up in your life...

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Spamonkey 2

If you have an fml account you're probably a little old to be sitting on Santa's lap anyway...

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tj4234 35

this sounds like the start of a really weird **** movie...

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minty1807 9

If you're old enough to use fml and understand erections... Then you probably shouldn't still be sitting on santas lap, just saying :p

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youal12345 1

I wonder if there is going to be another fml today saying this girl sat on my lap while I was Santa at the mall and I got an erection fml

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picturescrazy 24

I sincerely hope this Santa fellow didn't have this incident with a younger child...

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baseballgirl2100 0

fun fun santa sure does want to have a merry christmas too! :)

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