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Poor guy. :/
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Show it anywayDefinitely*
This FML sounds like a load of shit to me.
Luckily no one asked you then 36.
Maybe he was just disturbed at the thought of losing his oral virginity?
If you havin head problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a biter aint one.
Some people bite of chunks white eating ice cream, bad reference 'like eating an ice cream' may have caused this situation
Where did the other comments go?
could have been "defiantly"
Hey
Bye.
You heard me just fine.
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Show it anyway85, they were removed like yours will be ;p
I hope to god you didn't use teeth OP. That's ****** up.
Traumatic experience for him.. You evil woman!
It's not rape. Just violent sex... BDSM?
#153 Wasn't that funny but still liked the pun, Haha. OP - Think of it this way; He loved the ******* so much, he was at a loss for words and just laid there in that fetal position because it was too magnificent to even imagine having another just like it... Or like #1 said, hopefully you didn't use teeth :)
the teeth thing all depends on the guy. and you dont want to scrape your teeth along his dick just lightly run them and only do it occasionally.
Still counts!
Were you that bad, OP? Was he shaking and whimpering as well?
Ok, I see this on FML a lot and I just want to clear this up: There is nothing wrong with using teeth! It actually adds a lot I think. It's when you're actually dragging your teeth there's a problem. Also, my fiancée likes when I bite her gently during oral. The fact that YOU don't enjoy teeth doesn't mean no one does.
Black girls always get like 30 plus thumbs down
Well one of two things happened, you went down on him like a killer whale chewing a baby seal.....OR.....you were so good it was like getting the first slice of apple pie straight out of the oven and he had to recuperate after the BJ of a lifetime.....either way he now has a kick ass story
156- Are you 12?
love sucks...true love swallows.
156, you forgot a * there are two S's.
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Show it anywayWoah man! I just totally looked at your profile pic in a dirty way... LORD SAVE ME ! xD
If you going down on him in anyway involved a thumb or finger inserted into a certain spot, I could see that being rape. Otherwise no.
Some guys like that ;)
Cool name
Nobody likes it unexpectedly however.
Stop stroking his head! He's obviously scared of you.
"If you going down on him in anyway involved a thumb or finger inserted into a certain spot, I could see that being rape. Otherwise no." Well, it is rape if she gave him head while he didn't want it...
97- Googles definition of rape is; "The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, esp. by the threat or use of violence." Therefore no, technically she did not rape him, for that is impossible. :p
I'm pretty sure that a woman can be accused of rape too... Otherwise the justice system would be pretty screwed up.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/rape http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/rape Try harder, dipshit.
120: It says it was submitted by "Anonymous (woman)" so OP's not a guy.
97- your telling me OP managed to force that guy to take all his clothes off and then go down on him against his will? Your argument has no logic.
...What the heck?
Better luck next time? :)
He's mentally damaged after a very traumatic experience.
Remind me to never let 26 give me a bj.
It is very possible something bad actually happened to him.. Geez, doesn't anyone watch detective shows ever?
Do you really need to be reminded after that mental image?
63- don't you think he would've told her to stop then? Unless he was really scared an his girlfriends very intimidating, but I wouldn't wanna do anything with someone who intimidated me
maybe op is hannibal lectra
... I'm pretty sure he liked it...
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Show it anywayObviously he didn't like it, though
There's one very obvious way to tell whether he liked it or not, but OP didn't give us that detail.
Aren't BJ's supposed to make you feel good?
A gentle tip nibble is another thing, however...
What if it was so good he lost his mind
You hurt his little man, didn't you?! You evil woman!
why?
Keywords
Please don't tell me you used teeth.
...What the heck?