By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

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Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
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MikeDa1Da 14

Well at least he didn't see you actually jacking off?

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omfg_creepers 8

"If this happens again I'm keeping them! Oh and I accidentally ruined one of them, don't ask how."

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changesinme 0

'Dad, be glad I'm opened about my sexuality'

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Damn_Hippster 11

God dammit op, not again!

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bfrench95 0

How is that a FML? You have a cool dad! At least he didn't go ape shit on you for having ****...

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quinnbar 6

key word "again" hahahaa

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imaginaryvoice 18

"Today, my dad stormed into my room, threw some magazines at me and rudely said, 'Your dumb ass left your **** in the bathroom again. FML"

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LolFMLnot 10

The awkward moment when your dad throws **** magazines in your face ... O.o

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leogirl95 12

Haha, you look at **** while you take a shit?

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Zeppelin1969 5

At least he didn't tell you his methods of hiding it were better.

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Bladian 5

47, he jacks off in the bathroom. Not that difficult.

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nahgemoohc 17

Hey! OP's dad kinda sounds like Jim's dad from American Pie!

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giowu 0

OP say, today my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, calmly sayd u forgot ur **** magazines in the bathroom again, apparently, to me, it sounds like his dad is tryin to make it sound like its OP's magazines, when his wife find the **** magazines in the bathroom for the second time.... How do u guys kno that the magazines are OP's?

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Isoldael 27

110 - because OP would probably have mentioned it if they weren't his. "I don't even have a stack of **** magazines. FML" or "I looked at the magazines and found out it's gay ****. I'm not sure whose magazines they are, and I'm my parents' only child. FML"

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Godamnit are you all that blind and love to jump into conclusions? Op's father obviously was setting op up as op's mom was closing in on his **** stash! Its a set up! He has been framed I tells ya! FRAMED!

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madhouse221 0

Who still uses magazines?

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MikeDa1Da 14

Well at least he didn't see you actually jacking off?

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ThaBeasty01 5

how do you know it's a guy ? girls watch **** too ..

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MikeDa1Da 14

Girls don't poop, so the **** wouldn't be in the bathroom.

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ThaBeasty01 5

ohh yeah I forgot about that ! I've never even heard about a girl taking a dump .

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DeadxManxWalking 27

2 Girls 1 Cup ring any bells?

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kokorowe 3

You guys r stupid to think girls don't shit

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Justforlolz 14

#142 Please, oh PLEASE don't make me smack you upside your head for that painfully idiotic comment.

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Sawarski 13

142 I don't think you'll have to because that shark is about to **** him up.

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AngrehPirate 0

He should have said 'gee thanks dad now I can finish' now that would have been awkward...

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evilplatypus 38

Would you rather he make a big deal of it? And why do you still get your **** from mags? Go to nudevista. It is your friend.

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agaba 0

Personally I like xnxx I love that site

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This2Rudy 7

I agree with #73 (that's the site I use)

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Rosalie_Haostn 0

It could have been worse....your mum could have found them. Now, THAT would probably be awkward.

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Savra_fml 17

So, your dad knows you are a wanker, and that you will take your magazines with you to the bathroom again, so just ask him nicely to leave them there. What's the problem? Being regular is healthy.

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attaboy368 20

yeah and next time your mom can return them to you........

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omfg_creepers 8

"If this happens again I'm keeping them! Oh and I accidentally ruined one of them, don't ask how."

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Dixie19 0

12- Should be fine even if it was gay ****.

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downtime 12

22, Not if the father didn't know it wouldn't. Nobody wants their family to find out they're gay by finding their ****...use your head.

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amanda_d95 9

Well don't do that! Obviously this happens often if he said again : P

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