By anonymous - 08/01/2012 12:24 - United States

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Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
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Occums_Razor 0

You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?

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Occums_Razor 0

You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?

612 4
Midrash 5

Maybe he got herpes n trying to hide it

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

"let's take a shower together to save water" I'm totally using that...

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kyarush 10

Is he Mormon and 13 with a controlling mother?

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Llama_Face89 33

31- I dunno...my dads friends kid lived under those conditions and he knocked a girl up at 14. :

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HubbaBubba259_fml 0

Must have an STD or something else he doesn't want you to see. Or maybe he has SPD?

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The_Plagiarizer 4

Maybe OP is a bit sloppy down their and the hudband doesn't feel like looking at.

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shadystyle 6

19, I can't believe you've never heard that

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DreBeezy 9

Hmmm, I thought by this stage, he'd be excited to see your privates.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Does your husband happen to be Tobias?

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AnonymousTroll 2

I prefer birthday suits more than bathing suits myself.

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chrisauh 4

He is probably unattracted to you and doesn't wanna see you VayJay.

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dannyboy66 7

Its because hes gonna do the " i show you mine if you show me yours" thing lol

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ninjacapo 2

Haha my thoughts exactly! If your married havnt you already... Ya know. Consumated it?

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Breanna416 3

wow he shouldnt be ashamed ;)

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AceArctic 4

19 I've been using that since eighth grade, but phrased a bit longer. "Baby, I feel so bad that all the polar bears are dying because of how much water we use. It's just so sad. Maybe we should conserve water by taking showers together!" By the way, I have no idea how saving water affects polar bears, but most of the girls I tell that to are too stupid to realize that.

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nofearjenshere 12

I hope you dont want kids.

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Mitcha857 0

Sounds like she's married to one already.

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GuardianxCore 0

Agreed. I bet poor OP has a terrible sex life cause of this.

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drlove78843 6

Terrible sex life is better than no sex life.

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reggicm 0

Is your husband a child?

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monkeysareyummy 0

Nah he cant be.. That would be illegal. No? Ok. *crawls into endless pit*

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Justforlolz 14

A joke. It is a ******* JOKE. Holy **** Pred, the last few comments I've seen from you make me wonder just how low your IQ is.

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SecretMe00 5

26--- little girls, huh?

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madskittlesftw 5

You made me giggle... :D

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SheepShoop_fml 20

It started to sound like a pretty okay **** scene too. What a shame!

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M0rt 0

So either he has a mangina or you have a penis. Bring on the haters.

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speshlk37 13

OP- I'm not wearing a bathing suit in the shower! Husband- Well at least put on this fake penis...

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singerlove 14

Your sex life must be awful... Aww.

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Hansemans 17

Actually, #10, I think the problem is just that. The husband might have problems to adress the issues by starting an open conversation, because of his pride, because he is not a natural born talker, or whatever. But he hopes that by coming up with a ridiculous combination of contradicting suggestions, he triggers something in his wife that will lead to her talking about it, and finally solving the frustration. I may be reading too much in this FML but still.

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thomas9753 0

See your 17 if u have much of a sex life there your what we call a **** .... Just saying

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