Creepy but funny

By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 20:46 - Greece - Athens

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Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "Recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML
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Drew167 8

Well your dad seems very friendly.

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Drew167 8

Well your dad seems very friendly.

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10K3NNY10 0

You could say a little bit too friendly...

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biggestfan23 11

I guess OP's girl can never sleep over then. His dad might do unspeakable things when she's sleeping

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Brenda37 13

That must have been so awkward. Well, at least he "likes" your girlfriend, OP! ;)

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Trisha_aus 15

Headless bloke without a shirt strikes yet again

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Flyersfan54 4

Put a shirt on, tool.

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shift_love 13

^ what that guy said

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biggestfan23 11

#2 put on a shirt for your and ours sake please. Your skin and bones dude

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Ch0sen 13

No, all of you misunderstand him! His picture is actually a subtle cry for help regarding his extreme malnutrition. Instead of flaming him, we should be sending him food stamps instead.

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Lexiloulynn 2

Guys, just because you're jealous of him doesn't make it alright to make fun of him. Bullying isn't right.

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hellaflushfa5 6

#2 would you happen to be a bag filled with douche?

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wannabemom 5

Keep it in the family ((;

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Chill. I'm just checking your ****** for fun.

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smilessss 4

Today, my boyfriends father offered to check my ****** for fun. FML

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blondebrunette11 4

He sounds pretty cool. I guess.

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onlychildFTW 33

Haha seems OP's dad has a crush!!! How cute! Lol.

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GenaALazer 22

114 I thumbed down, just because of the picture.

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anon80214 15

That'll be a good story for the future. Hopefully she has a good sense of humor.

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Il_Maestro 6

And that, kids, is the night your mom met your dad. Or grandad. Whichever you prefer to call him.

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ICastillo 24

Hey he just wants make aeverything works and functions right for you OP.

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ChrisG93 8

That's incredibly disturbing... btw like the batman shirt. Lol

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ChrisG93 8

Lol thanks for the info, because I'm so gonna run down there and pick one up for myself.

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DogsPaw 16

Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic, I dress like a Nazi First thing I thought of at the word Hot Topic.

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Skittles_Rawr 8

UI did get it online do it might not be in stores... It's also a girls shirt. Just thought you'd want to know that....

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hockeyoceancity 13

Hmm... Fits the applications name doesn't it?

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pokefan813 16

There is a button for that comment as well, sir. (the thumbs down button)...maybe I should take my own advice...

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SpottedZebra42 14

Wow, pokefan! Thanks for showing me that amazing button! Let me test it on you.

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dna629 3

That sucks I'm sorry ur dads a pervert :(

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asdaasdaasda 1

Or maybe just maybe, the guy actually has a decent sense of humour and you shouldn't take it so seriously...

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DarkHelmet 10

I think your Dad might have just gotten a patient OP

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