Simple plan

By Crish - 22/11/2020 05:05 - Italy

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Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
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RichardPencil 30

Wait? He can't even give it to you good enough for you to fake an ******? You deserve so much better! Like mediocre, maybe.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

And yet so many comments on this site say to communicate to your partner if you're unsatisfied in bed. And I believe most people would prefer if their partner communicate. Sounds like this guy is only concerned with himself.

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RichardPencil 30

Wait? He can't even give it to you good enough for you to fake an ******? You deserve so much better! Like mediocre, maybe.

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Kaneki Chiaki 15

If he knows you are faking, then what's the point?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

And yet so many comments on this site say to communicate to your partner if you're unsatisfied in bed. And I believe most people would prefer if their partner communicate. Sounds like this guy is only concerned with himself.

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tounces7 27

You probably just aren't sexually compatible together, and he felt defensive over it. Communication doesn't always fix a sex life. Some people really just don't work together in bed.

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lev 11

20% of the men give their women orgasms. why can't you?

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rotflqtms_ 21

You can fake having sex too. Pamela Handerson is available.

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Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

says a lot about him that he doesn't even want to do a good job. a man that accepts himself as a failure without even trying, is not worth anyones time unless he grows up.

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hh8980 2

As another male I'd like to apologize for him. We are not all like that, some of us listen to our significant others.

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diraven 15

Real life couples talk constantly during sex. Not like in movies and **** where there's just staring into each other's eyes and cheesey background music.

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