By Infiltrator4444 - 26/07/2012 01:11 - United States - Lexington
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I told my father that it's something all guys do at least once, and that he probably did too, to which he replied, "Son, I don't have enough to measure."
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If it's small, remind him who you got it from.
ipwnallmen
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Curiousity killed the cat, OP... either that or it was framed by stupidity. I kid, I kid. Hopefully, you'll be able to laugh at this later.
At least you were measuring your penis, and not how deep your asshole is. Now THAT'S got to be weird.
35 that thought never crossed my mind ... Trying to tell us something?
35 - How exactly do you measure how deep it is with a ruler..? o.0
It must hurt, unless its thin and rounded.
hahasooo
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#1 love your picture!:)
Why thank you, 86.
sporty1200xlr
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Remember to use the Adam Corrola method from the old Man Show, you measure from tip all the way to the asshole.
Jeffers123
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How does that idea even cross your mind???
coughyochick
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Push it in
DKjazz
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79- You do it with a graduated cylinder, not a ruler.
onealmxwilson
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I don't get how OP's dad knew how long he was unless he somehow marked the ruler while he was in the shower
Gotta lol here... Dad probably did the same thing when young.
92- Your welcome 99
Why, planning on measuring the depth of your asshole?
Lmaoo
legitkitty
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I bet your dad's is tiny
Nope i can vouch
It's usually the first person that says just what 2 did is the one with the small penis.
I'm a female .-.
That really is small, then
Llamacod
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so then you could say that your penis is practically nonexistent
Come on, we've all done it once.... Right?
I would if I had one.
Sex change!? Just kidding that's gross..
ScarNuts, you're gross.
flockz
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i did it with a meterstick.... made me feel very insignificant.
What about more than once? Hoping it grew somehow
Mister_Triangle
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I never did; plausible deniability.
Mister_Triangle
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I never did; plausible deniability.
mrnuleef
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I like to compare it to objects, like a beer bottle,
I check every morning just to remind myself that I will never get laid (Forever alone)
mrnuleef
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** sorry incomplete reply ** Remote controls, things like that
I know what you all did afterwards.:P No point in measuring your **** in flaccid stage. Billy Squire approves of you singing "The Stroke"
biglittlehead
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52- you sound like peewee from Porkys.
Shadowvoid
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Actually, i have never measured myself, nor do i desire to. I was given what i got and i can't and won't change it. It does what i want it to do lol
mykalt18
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One day, I came home and saw a piece of paper with line markings laying on our table. When I asked what it was for, I was told by my boyfriend that he used it to measure his penis and saved it to show me. He also has measured the circumference, he says he can burst open a toilet paper roll....
KiddNYC1O
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Guilty.
I actually really need to get around to measuring mine
needsagf14
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Yeah but most of us remember to put the ruler back
I dont think he should be laughing. If youve got a small dick, you must have inherited it from someone...
Pretty_Pink_Lady
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He's not laughing at the size of OP's penis. He's laughing at the fact the his son brought a ruler into the shower to measure his manhood.
Considering the fact that his name is infiltrator I doubt he's very small
57, the day you find a man willing to admit he has a small penis, let us know. I don't think I have ever met a guy who doesn't pretend he has a 9 inch dong.
I knew a guy that admitted he had a small one. Thats rare O_o
cantthinkofshit
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And he didn't get any pootang either huh? Negative reinforcement !!
Blame it on a cold shower. There's shrinkage!
Like a frightened turtle!
#6 that comment went along with your picture! LOL
He must think that you think you're small. Hahahaha
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Next time leave a tape measure in there, and just give a confident chuckle if he mentions it!
He should offer a few viagra pills to his dad...
Llamacod
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what the hell does viagra pills have to do with this fml?
theannak
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Just smile and play it cool. Hes probably done it to
Big_lama6
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3 - Yes we have lol
You know there is a reply button right?
If you have long hair, take evasive maneuvers and say you were measuring that.
Why would one measure hair length, in shower? And comeon dad will know what son is upto, we all have done it :P
Octain
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Oh idk...Maybe because it's wet... And straight. Just sayin'
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If it's small, remind him who you got it from.
Come on, we've all done it once.... Right?