Intimacy: Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant...

By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 23:47 - United States

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By for my brother in law - 27/07/2016 07:10 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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Tinder surprise

By Oopsie - 27/05/2019 20:17

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML

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Freud smiled

By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 02:14 - United States - Redmond

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML

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By lisahb - 19/06/2012 22:16 - United States - Detroit

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

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The classic switcheroo

By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 16:01

Today, I accidentally texted my very strict and judgemental mom instead of my boyfriend. The text said, "I wanna lick ice cream off your dick." FML

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Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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By Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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DreaminOfMusic 0

Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.

deedeee 9

Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Well, did she?

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DreaminOfMusic 0

Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.

Boomshadow 3

Monday 3 September 2012 9:11

...and if so, that it's not one they have in common.

fuzz97 23

Monday 3 September 2012 9:46

"Why yes, honey! Why do you ask?"

tywinn 1

Monday 3 September 2012 10:03

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

XxskyelovexX 13

Monday 3 September 2012 10:34

Once I was texting my friend and instead of saying one sec it changed to one sex and I sent it. I was like ohh ****

SNICKERZforKYLE 4

Monday 3 September 2012 11:21

Actually it probably not auto-correct S is real close to D on the key pad

patrickalamo 47

Monday 3 September 2012 14:09

Autocorrect = Freudian slip.

hopsinlove17 26

Monday 3 September 2012 15:33

Fat finger syndrome!:(

TBelle4Ever 15

Monday 3 September 2012 15:59

DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!

Mioko_fml 6

Monday 3 September 2012 18:59

If you use "dick" so many times that it autocorrects "sick", then you must really love dick.

safaeita 32

Sunday 15 December 2013 16:37

It'll be pretty gross eww and hope you get better OP

deedeee 9

Monday 3 September 2012 9:03

Well, did she?

DrJesse 10

Monday 3 September 2012 10:18

I'm glad I'm not alone in wondering if she answered.

gc327072 30

Monday 3 September 2012 15:46

"well, honey you know your mama gets around! ;)" that'd be an fml in itself....

hopsinlove17 26

Monday 3 September 2012 17:13

Today I accidentally sent my mother a text asking if she'd gotten any dick lately. To my horror, she replied yes, every night since you moved out. Fml