Salad days

By ugh - 04/07/2013 18:28 - South Africa - Durban

Spicy
Today, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, my father looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon. The 'other' pink meat", then winked suggestively at my mother. I don't think I can ever eat fish again. FML
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hallix 21

Well, looks like you'll be skipping the sushi date for their anniversary.

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OP could have softened the mood by saying: "You mean, after Spam?"

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hemz_fml 13

At least they're in a loving relationship. All you have to worry about is the pink meat you already swallowed.

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zen1979 16

@29 "thats what She said!!!!" ba dum, tss. Lol sorry * hangs head in shame*

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clemsi 20

for some reason I read 43's comment in an Adam Sandler voice

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hallix 21

Well, looks like you'll be skipping the sushi date for their anniversary.

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friedpwnadge 25

Don't worry, I'm sure the scale of your thoughts is much less than you imagine it to be. Keep on swimming, keep on swimming...

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mcinnesandrew 6

It's "It's"... If you're gonna Grammar Nazi someone do it right!

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cuppycakeslove 20

Why did he have to look you in the eye?! To permanently scar you for life?!

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\ 28

No one will forget anything done to them with prolonged, piercing eye contact :)

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chocolatefrog28 29

At least he was reminded by salmon, instead of raw chicken.

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Um... raw chicken is off-white, correct?

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KiddoKS 19

At least it didn't remind him of "blue waffles"

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xxmollyxx 25

Pink when it's skinless, whitish with skin still on.

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ironichalibut 24

What's pink an smells like fish? I'll give you a hint, it's not your salad

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Shrike 23

A filthy or infected ******. You should probably be worried if the ones you've come across smell like fish, #6.

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cottoncandymango 17

So much for a "nice fish salad"...

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Dracoboxer357 35

Kinda makes me wonder how different his comment would have been had you been enjoying a nice, foot long hotdog. ;P

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challan 19

Well, it seems as if your mom is fishy, but luckily your dad doesn't seem to mind!

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