By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

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Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18

just wow. maybe take it down a notch

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jessBeAqueen 13

soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs

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The_9th_Doctor 18

just wow. maybe take it down a notch

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

"Shhh!! Don't make OP cry!" *whispers* "What? Shit, do NOT cry on me."

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little_excel 5

Don't matter, had ..."hand" sex lol

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MissCharlotte_fml 26

18, go home, you're drunk.

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DocBastard 38

It seems you should tone down the moaning just a touch. Either that or invite your neighbour in to help next time.

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Snazzy_Snaz 17

Hush little baby don't you cry, momma's gonna buy you a boyfriend. or girlfriend

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Your profile pic makes that a hundred percent more ******* creepy.

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Docbee 11

If you ended with "momma's gonna buy you a girl or guy" it would have fit in since it rhymed.

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MikeonFML 17

Kinda reminds me of those asian girls in **** who all sound as if they're crying

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DWordHead16 19

Hahaha but Asian girls are crazy. I'd cry too if I had to shove eels up my butt. (You don't even want to know what I've seen) and to the OP, well... Like everyone else has said, tone it down or perhaps have a loud TV on..? *sigh* not really good with advice ._.

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jessBeAqueen 13

soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs

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Wizardo 33

Does that mean you have weeping orgasms and incredible sobs?

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ariiewilliams 17

#63 your profile pic makes it seem as if you want it up the ass.

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FelixVC1 21

At least your neighbour sounded like they were concerned about you. That's not a bad thing :)

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the_real_dvd 21

Or... the neighbor actually knew and wanted in on it.

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michelleJ11 25

I bet your explanation was priceless. But maybe quiet down a bit.

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macystar 14

No one knows how to spell anymore. Or they're just too lazy.

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floozle702 7

"Sound like I'm crying" I think you're doing it wrong

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ShinedownLuv 14

Maybe you should be a little quieter or, or accept your neighbors help!

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RedPillSucks 31

You want OP to get the neighbor to help him **********?

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TheDrifter 23

At least give OP some moral support to keep from crying.

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graceinsheepwear 33

That's interesting, 30, I would have never read OP as a male, but it doesn't say, so anything is possible I guess.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sexism on my part.

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BadApple88 29

i feel bad for the guy. he probably thinks he's doing something wrong

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Uramonkey 11

But master-bating is WrOng! Your dick might fall off! ~

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PhotoSmith 25

I have been doing it for 25 years off and on. It's still there.

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