By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

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Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18

just wow. maybe take it down a notch

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jessBeAqueen 13

soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs

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pdp_fml 21

Are you male or female? Maybe next time put a ball gag in before you **********.

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TogeBara 12

Some men are into that, use it to your advantage

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Who the hell moans when they **********? I close my eyes, picture Zooey Deschanel naked, and let it fly.

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JordynnLOL 11

Your neighbor needed an excuse to be let in to use the end of his smooth pick up line. "Are you okay? It looks as if you need a hand."

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AkiChan_fml 7

Well, at least you've got a really nice neighbor that he/she was so concerned that they came over to see if you were okay. I don't even know what one of my neighbors looks like because he never leaves his house.

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HimeHaru 9

At least its not the other way around....

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