By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

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Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18

just wow. maybe take it down a notch

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jessBeAqueen 13

soooo when you cry...does it sound like your masturbating ? would create awkward sympathy hugs

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ohdannyboyy 8

Just say go away! Im trying to "cry" in peace!

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fakedsincerity 32

maybe your neighbour just wanted a sneak peek.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Tone it down a notch OP lol.

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themogsta7 5

You must be really loud if your neighbor can hear you through a house O.O

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Fuhkyoo 17

well op could be living in a town home/ apartment. you'd have to be trying to disturb you neighbors for them to hear you through the walls of separated homes.

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DustyStorm 16

Definitely wouldn't make me, while ordering dessert in a diner, wanna say, "I'll have what she's having!"

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vipirius 18

If only people didn't thumb down comments just because they don't get the reference.

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DustyStorm 16

Agreed! For those who don't know.... The famous scene in a diner, in When Harry Met Sally, where Sally fakes an ****** for Harry asking him if he would really know if a woman was faking it...being very convincing and not very quiet, another diner customer says, "I'll have what she's having..."

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Sarairwin49 22

nice that your neighbour is concerned and all, but tone it down a bit? xD

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olpally 32

Calm down Quagmire. Jesus. Lol.

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