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By ughreally - 20/09/2013 00:20 - United States - Sartell

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Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I F*ck On First Dates". FML
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jasdanu 12

Can't tell if he has a sense of humor or is trying to play out a bad joke

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jasdanu 12

Can't tell if he has a sense of humor or is trying to play out a bad joke

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JocelynKaulitz 28

He may have just been desperately hoping to get lucky

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EpicSquishii 21

I really can't help but think that this was just his sense of humor. I wouldn't be too peeved about it. I mean, he certainly wouldn't be getting any but the shirt itself wouldn't have ruined my date if he was fun to be around and wasn't a shit otherwise.

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pinkshirtbadman 15

It tells you he's not looking for a relationship, but rather just the physical benefits.

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ForkymeetsPorky 15

Either way, he was probably wrong just like every other time he wore that shirt.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

there is a time & place for jokes,, this is a fail

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mFUNdo21 17

maybe I'm just strange but I think it was a funny, albeit inappropriate, way to break the ice

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zandalee 19

55 -I totally agree. My man made me laugh so much on our first date that my stomach hurt. 24 years later, still laughing, still together! A funny man is a damn sexy man! ;-)

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dawood_k 27

So did he...or was it false advertising

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jw90 18

I think it would be if she didn't give him any

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IworkAt711 14

I hate people who dont live up to their t-shirt's word. Very untrustworthy.

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wisericky 12

I hope he didn't forget your name 3 times as well. :P

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