Sixth sense

By fappy dog - 23/01/2014 21:06 - United States - Granite City

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Today, and for the past week, my dog has started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML
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ImmaEatYouXx 10

That's a weird sixth sense for a dog to have...

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colton_colton 49

Maybe lock the dog outside for a bit. Theres bad, and then there's your mom walking in on you bad

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incoherentrmblr 21

Your dog is a real wanker...

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Ambient25 24

Look I'm on the dog's side. I wouldn't want to get pet by that same hand either...

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DenBriZel 31

Is he inside the room or outside? Because if he's inside then I'd see why maybe he wants out lol and if outside? Then you're dog is just an asshole.

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sarkaar 30

I read that as "your dog turned you on". Must stop skimming through comments. :-/

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ImmaEatYouXx 10

That's a weird sixth sense for a dog to have...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Err... I thought hearing was one of the regular senses? Especially for a dog!

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Meaniebobeanie 26

Not as nasty as your 27 inches!

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4everbored11 1

You'll grow up eventually.

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Grayness_ 26

Take it as a sign. If you did that for the past week. And you did it "today" might want to give it a break OP

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maggiefox 25

I see what you did there.

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Nolimit2217 32

Haha haha. Bad dog!

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Rainhawk94 27

That space between the two haha's annoys me

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kylieh72 25

That pointlessness of the comment annoys me.

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Indianboy9321 25

Your dog is your biggest cockblock with your right hand, unless of course you are left handed...

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whothewhat 4

It's myle (left) and myra (right) if your going to say it say it right

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LeFrogDog 27

either hand op's dog is still barking up the wrong tree.

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Das_is_gud 11

Actually #52 it's HANDjolina Jolie and Scarlett JoHANDsson

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HammyBear13 8

HANDah Montana is what my ex called his hand.

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illegalbeagle69 23

"Richard, who's your favorite little rascal? Is it Alphalpha, or is it Spanky? Sinner."

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buttcramp 21

it's PALMela HANDerson.

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Wizardo 33

Oh he's not just throwing it, he is tossing it so hard but the dog is still not receiving it.

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stfudonnie 10

play some music while your doing business to throw the bloodhound off. funny how your mom is keen on what the dog is barking about.

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BlockOfRedStone 25

It probably already has the smell of the testosterone and sweat memorized.

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tomwantssnow 14

Then spray some febreeze at the door too

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karystaal 12

I'm wondering if your dog is inside or outside your door. It's hard to imagine why you'd have your dog inside your room while you were masterbating..

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SThompson90 7

Considering OP states that the dog is barking "at the door" I think we can presume the dog is outside but who knows.

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SThompson90 7

Dogs are hypothetical and judgemental assholes. They go to town liking themselves in the middle of the living room and get mad at you when you try to do it in privacy.

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That_Ginger 18

You have 120 whole seconds to edit your comment after you post it.

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Pleonasm 35

Well maybe the dog /is/ hypothetical, and it was all just OP's guilt about masturbating trying to tell him something.

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SThompson90 7

Crap.. I did mean hypocritical. I need to learn to proof read my shit.

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SThompson90 7

And it was also supposed to say *licking. I fear I have angered the grammar gods and must atone for my sins.

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TeacherTeem 21

I kind of like "liking themselves" as a euphemism for licking your own penis.

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buttcramp 21

you're the first person I've ever in my life heard say something so negative about dogs in general. when a child does something wrong people say "blame the parents!" I think this applies to pets some too. if you don't like dogs, you probably haven't trained it right.

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