Sixth sense

By fappy dog - 23/01/2014 21:06 - United States - Granite City

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Today, and for the past week, my dog has started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML
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ImmaEatYouXx 10

That's a weird sixth sense for a dog to have...

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Edumcg 24

Is your dog inside your room or outside? that matters.

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pwnman 33

I think it'd outside because it states "at my door"

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botanistjessica 24

Technically it could be barking at the inside of the door

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Edumcg 24

#44 the door has two sides you know.

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Lisee92 18

Haha if the dog really is on the inside barking at the door, it's probably saying "let me out!!!"

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strongbad1907 5

You're only supposed to put peanut butter if the dog is in the room with you.

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BMTHsuperfan 18

maybe you should put the dog outside when you feel like rubbing one out?

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Tonasharkman 14

What a Dick move

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ekwinoks 5

How the hell does he kno? He probly smells u

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HeartForMusic 23

This reminds me of an episode of The Inbetweeners where the exact same thing happened.

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josh7279 7

I think you need to quiet those grunting sounds down OP.

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dancinwookie 21

Maybe the dog thinks he's knocking on wood.

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