Sixth sense

By fappy dog - 23/01/2014 21:06 - United States - Granite City

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Today, and for the past week, my dog has started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML
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ImmaEatYouXx 10

That's a weird sixth sense for a dog to have...

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BAD2891 4

Am I the only one wondering what side of the door the dog is on?

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marrymarz 13

Can only say “never underestimate the animal

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DenBriZel 31

If you did it "today" and for the past week, might wanna give it a break OP. Maybe your dog is trying to tell you something.

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UofLCardFan08 6

Or we can interpret this story in another way and read it as the guy is masturbating the dog, hence the barking.

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r00nie 10

Maybe the dog thinks you're throwing the wood

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alexmedina_cx 6

Pretty sure your dog is just mad because he isn't getting any and knows that you **********.

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silassteel 2

Maybe he wants to play red rocket

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