Sixth sense

By fappy dog - 23/01/2014 21:06 - United States - Granite City

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Today, and for the past week, my dog has started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML
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ImmaEatYouXx 10

That's a weird sixth sense for a dog to have...

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RedPillSucks 31

Your dog is trying to tell you that you ********** too damn much.

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paramor3 23

Stupid dogs and their tattle tellin! My teenage doggy use to bark outside when he'd hear the IM beeps through my bedroom window at night! Think my Mom put two and two together way before I caught on. Whoops!

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buttcramp 21

I know my dog would whine outside of the door if I entered a room and closed the door, separating us. Maybe your dog has no idea what's going on and just wants to be next to you. Personally, I wouldn't touch myself in front of the dog but you could wait until the dog is napping and sneak away lol

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archertheo 15

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you force him to stare in your eyes?

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n3ophyt3 10

Be careful .. your dog might learn that !!

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valdania 18

Why do you ********** in front of your dog?

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Omniprism 14

Why can't he be in the room too? He won't tell.

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