By xoragebaby - 24/01/2015 01:29 - United States

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Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML
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SassyGoblin1198 9

On the other hand: "today, my girlfriend fell asleep on me during sex. She was having a good dream though. Of me? Oh no. She was dreaming of chopping lettuce. FML" ?

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DishnobFruitCum 5

The real FML is that you fell asleep during sex. It would seem you need to straighten some things out with your boyfriend.

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Malahkaa 19

That's one one to toss the salad....

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Mightyrif 23

Guess that was the first first thing to come to your head!

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MisterEx 28

I am guessing it was also the only thing that came that day :/

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mrmcleod 29

#12 I see what you did there. Well played.

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angelofmusic1895 16

'Lettuce' say that must have been very awkward

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Classy_Sassy_15 15

I think she might need to take time off from work a little........

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angelofmusic1895 16

She sure does

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sturschaedel 27

I hope he isn't offended and just laughs about it. Because this is hilarious!

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GEFStryker 29

Lettuce dwell on mediocrity of this comment and come to understand why one should not FML before the first coffee of the day. Edit: Dammit, my pre coffee sluggishness lost me my first first comment ever :(

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Wakachulak 22

Nah, trick with those is to put just one letter in then edit to something sensible. It's how I got my first first.

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DishnobFruitCum 5

The real FML is that you fell asleep during sex. It would seem you need to straighten some things out with your boyfriend.

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sturschaedel 27

If you are really, really tired and overworked it can happen, no matter how good the sex usually is!

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Tthug 34

Or if you are starting out a new job (that changes your routine) it can take a couple weeks for your body to catch up.

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alliewillie 22

I'm with you - I could never imagine falling asleep during. Yawning? Yes. Drifting? Maybe. But falling asleep? He's not doing it right.

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ChristinePi 36

If you're exhausted enough, passing out during anything is possible.

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nitrog100 21

Believe it or not, ladies, you're not supposed to just lie there. You're supposed to be active participants too.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I know guys who have fallen asleep during sex too. It doesnt mean they were just lying there.

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kimm_xD 7

oh thank god I wasn't the only one thinking this

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WarriorOmen 25

It's possible for any number of reasons tbh. I've done it a couple of times; BuT Iv'e also got a life long disease that yes, randomly shuts my body down for a few moments. I exhaust extremely fast and next thing I know it's ZZZZ land.

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Queensland 27

Well that's forgivable. What would be really awkward is the other way around, telling your supervisor you're having sex with a lettuce.

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SassyGoblin1198 9

On the other hand: "today, my girlfriend fell asleep on me during sex. She was having a good dream though. Of me? Oh no. She was dreaming of chopping lettuce. FML" ?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

The fact that you or some unoriginal reader submitted this, word for word as it's typed here, makes me want to ban you from the internet for being unimaginably boring. Why do I even bother moderating....

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SassyGoblin1198 9

I think you're saying I just copied a comment for the likes. I did not copy word for word, I assure you, but yes, the concept of a reverse FML has been used before

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averageguy14 7

Damn, must have been one long day. To fall asleep like that, that lettuce must have been worth it!

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