By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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KhaleesiDannie 26

Narcissism at its best

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Narcissism at its best

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James_is_Mexican 25

You mean masterbating to yourself in isn't normal??

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Emint 16

You're comments are always so disappointing. #25

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sturschaedel 27

So, now you know why he installed that big a$$ mirror in the bedroom!

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LeashaJoy5595 28

That's exactly my question, why would he look at a picture when he could just look in the mirror. Poor OP though, man, she will never be as sexy to him as he is to himself.

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XxNekoLovexX 26

Well...that's awkward. I think he's got something to tell you then '-'

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MzZombicidal 36

I'm pretty sure it's all out in the open now, #3. Lol!

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Lustig_Junge 16

Maybe he'd be better off with a mirror for a girlfriend.

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Exodiafinder687 58

Wait! You're telling me that not all guys do that? *Hides framed picture of myself*

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mojobanks 8

A framed picture. That's genius. Protective glass! I've ruined so many selfies...

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garrett_8614 14

#19 - Why did you have to give me that mental picture, WHY.

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BlondePsycho 43

Thank you for the classiest euphemism for jerking off ever!

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Enslaved 36

I can just *picture him talking dirty to himself: "You like that, don't you? Well, you know I do"

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Enslaved 36

"You better understand I'm in love with myself, Myself, my beautiful self" ~No Feelings

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kimeatszombies 22

At least... it's not some random girl?

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iAlissa 34

If that's not the silver lining to this situation, I'm not sure what is.

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Seraphium 6

This is true. Unfortunately with a personality like that, you can assume it's only a matter of tine he'd break it off due to boredom.

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