Turn me on

By wot02 - 27/07/2015 02:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML
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Calingaladha 21

Yeah, I'm sure his hands stay glued to that phone, too.

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cksmith51 14

I honestly don't see why he'd have a problem with it. Does he not realize he's the one causing it?

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Calingaladha 21

Yeah, I'm sure his hands stay glued to that phone, too.

370 1
cksmith51 14

I honestly don't see why he'd have a problem with it. Does he not realize he's the one causing it?

276 1
SK8WITME 19

I have the same experience with my girl but being mad at her for that is just pathetic.

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Ms_ValS 27

This.Your boyfriend has displayed the red flag of possessive behaviour. It's absurdity makes me wonder what will come next.

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carl_carl_ 28

It doesn't distract you from him. It just improves the experience..he should know that he's the one causing it.

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Abhimanyu 14

That's common sense, which he apparently lacks.

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A07 48

He should glad you're actually turned on and not doing the laundry or the dishes while sexting

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FalloutScrolls 25

Does this idiot realize he's the one causing it? You'd think he'd feel good knowing he makes you want to do that.

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olpally 32

That's what is supposed to happen... He's a ******* idiot.

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