By ArsonistsLullaby - 21/09/2016 21:02 - United States
Same thing different taste
Newbie
By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore
Too much feeling!
By buckerooo - 03/12/2019 20:00
By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States
Body modification
By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00
TMI
By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States
By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16
By Anonymous - 18/08/2018 03:30
Corkscrew
By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 15:01 - United States - Carson City
So romantic
By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 23:58 - United States - Denver
By whatsername92 - 01/02/2013 03:35 - United States
Top comments
Comments
Looks like she was willing to help him with that but "I actually get to have sex with a girl who..." doesn't look like something to say to your girlfriend. I would say that he has few things to learn indeed...
lol
I think the real FML is that you guys apparently didn't do any foreplay
The nuvaring is worn against the cervix, that is, all the way down the ****** at the internal end. OPs boyfriend mistakenly and idiotically thought that the ******** is there. There are internal parts to the ********, but not there. Term usually refers to the "button" found at the top of the vulva and may have been touched during foreplay but it is not mentioned him the post. And while clitoral piercings are a thing, there are no piercings of internal structures. A piercing at the far end of the ****** would be like getting your epiglottis pierced. And excruciatingly painful. I imagine OP did end up giving this fella an in depth anatomy lesson so he doesn't ruin the mood again!
I want to clear something up because a lot of people get this wrong. While people do get their clits pierced (usually accidentally, by an inexperienced piercer/friend who isn't licensed) it is, quite obviously, extremely painful and not recommended. What people are usually confusing it for is a clitoral hood piercing.
not even foreplay for that specific first time they had sex... but nothing the entire time -before- actually having sex?? my mind is blown.
He could have just stopped at "I can't believe I actually get to have sex with a girl!" Because clearly, he never has before.
Can we create a 'Find The Clit' challenge and make THAT go viral? Poor gal. Sorry, OP.
And anyone who can't has to donate money to breast cancer stuff? (perfect month for it too) Based on the things I've read on FML there would be quite a few people donating.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayA woman's clit is not inside her ******
It's sad how many men don't know what or where the ******** is. You guys need a chat I think lol.
Exactly. I really can't believe he thinks the clit is inside. He obviously doesn't know the anatomy of a woman.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayComment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayOr maybe he just not interested or hasn't found a reason too. Don't have to gay to not want to have sex with every women.
Well, if you plan to have sex with women, #30 it would behoove you to learn about their anatomy. There are plenty of ways to learn about women's bodies besides ****.
He never said he didn't intend to have sex. he said he's never had sex ed and doesnt intend to be a doctor. hence why he is not YET familiar with the female anatomy.
You're on the internet! It's full of sex ed. Try Scarleteen for a start.
I also find it strange he thinks a woman would get a piercing deep inside her ******.
Just say yes! He gets the fun of ******* a girl with a pierced clit and you don't have to endure the pain. Win-win!
On behalf of the male population I offer the sincerest apologies. Learn how to please your partner(s) folks.
Don't apologize for idiots.
Ehh not quite.
Did you correct him on the spot, after sex, or just let it go? This post needs a follow-up!
she should have let it go.... he'll figure it out when he goes and talks to his buddies about it
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
I think the real FML is that you guys apparently didn't do any foreplay
I think it might be time for him to learn some female anatomy...