By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
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PimpinPenguin 0

You should have cast an enlargement spell on him

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JoeDotPadilla 0

It coulda been worse. He coulda been Voldemort.

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voice_of_reasonx 0

OP, your bf is made of WIN

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Sessee 4

You're seventy-second. OP: Your ******* boyfriend wins. I'm tired of weak bitches complaining about their epic boyfriends.

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bridgette5866 0

omg, why would you complain?? seriously, awesome.

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hellokittywhore 0

that is awsome!!!!! he's an OG!!!!!

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xBangOut 4

Harry Poter sucks ass, thus all the situation is made of fail. First experience shouldn't be with some underage harry poter fan, but that's just me.

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pu13 5

die In a hole xbang out

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Googolman 29

He's a keeper. Get it? Quidditch? Keeper?

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ermagherdaturdis 26

That is serious boyfriend material. Where can I find someone just like him?

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Omg, how the hell is this an FML?!? I say MLIA or MLIG (:

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PimpinPenguin 0

You should have cast an enlargement spell on him

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SmilingPolitely 0

Haha! "Engorgio"! This would be the ultimate... sex pick-up line (?) for mad Harry Potter fans! I'd crack up if someone tried it on me... then probably be like "yeah sure, just let me grab my invisibility cloak..." :P

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miniman332211 0

and for those of u who can't get it up.. VIAGRIMO!

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sammehsaurus 0

just make sure he uses protection. don't want her getting hogwarts down there ;] haha

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lenamartinovic 13

Better yet Erecto!

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kawiboy459 8

#165 Thanks for that image, really gonna help me sleep tonight *starts crying*

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shootingstar8D 0

Lmao hes halarious Fyl for not having a sense of humor

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KingAfter 0

what?? how can you use humor like that on your first time?? it's just weird... maybe later, but the first time? DAMN!

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JoeDotPadilla 0

It coulda been worse. He coulda been Voldemort.

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amerrah 4

Ahahah the weasly twins if it was a threesome.

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NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

wingardium leviosa (this refers to his erection)

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