Fear, Cute and Kids: Freakout

Freakout

By SheaLili - 07/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

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You deserved it 3 421

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By ILoveAnimals - 11/06/2012 07:14 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

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You deserved it 5 549

Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 274

You deserved it 745

By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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You deserved it 4 048

Bad moon rising

By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 409

You deserved it 611

By OhDear - 25/05/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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You deserved it 4 853

By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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You deserved it 339 239

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 810

You deserved it 2 556

By pussyOUT - 01/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 223

You deserved it 16 099

Get them away from me

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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You deserved it 3 753

Queasy

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML

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You deserved it 338

Kwejee 1

Monday 8 August 2011 0:58

I don't blame them. Clowns are ******* scary.

ckr911 5

Monday 8 August 2011 0:58

......I really hope you wore underwear. O.o

Comments

Simpson143 2

Monday 8 August 2011 0:56

You never know! Maybe he was a pedophile...?

WCARlover 34

Monday 8 August 2011 1:11

He who? Her kid? The clown wasn't the one who did it

AaronTkr 0

Monday 8 August 2011 1:16

if OP is a girl, that's hawt :3

Simpson143 2

Monday 8 August 2011 1:50

Yeah I know, but old man in a clown suit? I guess I'm the only one who finds that creepy.

baddud300 6

Monday 8 August 2011 4:49

Next time just take them to see that new Planet of the Apes movie.

daniel1_1 13

Monday 8 August 2011 5:43

Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

chuckychan 8

Monday 8 August 2011 7:59

future job opening at the circus for you? Way to beat the economy.

number0 8

Monday 8 August 2011 8:18

Coulrophobia at its finest :)

taylor714 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:02

tht movie was so corny tht it was actually funny

Kwejee 1

Monday 8 August 2011 0:58

I don't blame them. Clowns are ******* scary.

cmyk 19

Monday 8 August 2011 1:04

True that.. Clowns are not cool. Not the slightest..

Legolandlord 4

Monday 8 August 2011 3:12

What about old clowns?

ubetrwatchBN 5

Monday 8 August 2011 6:54

Unless they get hurt. Then it's hilarious. Lol

SirObvious 1

Monday 8 August 2011 8:47

Who's the clown now?

bluejayfan02 27

Monday 8 August 2011 9:45

once this clown chaced me around for 5 minute .. flipin scary

ckr911 5

Monday 8 August 2011 0:58

......I really hope you wore underwear. O.o

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 8 August 2011 1:47

What if he wore his Hello Kitty underwear? I can't say that I've never worn em

reallytho3 11

Monday 8 August 2011 3:24

Lol theirs no fun in wearing underwear

WellThatSucksMaj 0

Monday 8 August 2011 3:54

Horrified looks from everyone in the room......

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 8 August 2011 7:35

I believe op is female. No panties please!

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 8 August 2011 1:00

They should be scared "it" can travel through your drains on it's way to kill you

Natty7 0

Monday 8 August 2011 6:37

That movie gave me terrible nightmares. lol.

Psychoticninja 4

Monday 8 August 2011 9:03

D: Whenever I take a shower I have to distract myself from looking at the drain otherwise I get super scared.

InvaderAmi 4

Monday 8 August 2011 9:22

Oh man, that movie was ******' scary... Urf.

BelleBelle_fml 11

Monday 8 August 2011 10:06

Tim Curry is awesome!

steveakafranxy 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:34

I heard they're remaking it. I'm definitely first in line.

Jdeluxh 12

Monday 8 August 2011 1:02

Hopefully you have a clown fetish.

MrPositive 0

Monday 8 August 2011 1:02

Clowns are scary I don't blame them

WCARlover 34

Monday 8 August 2011 1:06

I don't get why clowns are at circuses anymore...movies have ruined them for kids forever

lolololer 8

Monday 8 August 2011 4:47

Joker *shudders*

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 8 August 2011 5:22

The joker is nice compared to "IT"

Nerdfightersrule 11

Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:10

i know

hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Monday 8 August 2011 1:06

Haha, clowns scare the sh** outta me too

perdix 29

Monday 8 August 2011 1:10

The clown was pissed because the joke in your shorts was funnier than any of his gags.

RavenLovesGir 0

Monday 8 August 2011 1:22

I would of done the exact same thing. Clowns are ****** up...

JROlivo 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 16:28

You say you are one of the few people who know how to type with correct grammar. Lol. Yet in your comment you said "would OF" instead of 'would HAVE'. (: great day.