By me - 23/10/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML
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Anbuntou 8

Children. Aren't they just precious...

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ColCyclone 17

That's a shitty situation

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MyEpicDemise 7

The "Most Original Comment" award goes to...

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ColCyclone 17

You're just butthurt you didn't get first.

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enonymous 8

I'm more butthurt you find that joke amusing.

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ColCyclone 17

Oh well. Maybe my comment stinks, but my hopes haven't gone down the toilet..

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iNomBaconz 0

Know what else stinks? When all your teeth fall out do to the lack of brushing.. Take the hint.

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HarveyMalone 0

#33 - That's harsh. Very harsh. Not cool.

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kcircuses2 4

2-did your face catch on fire and the someone try to put it out with a crowbar?

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rawrkittyrawr 6

That's a sh- NO I remember what happened last time!!!!

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zombicidal 11

her teeth really aren't that bad its just a bit of a bad angle and what do you care how her teeth look way to be dick

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ohxdamnxkay02 12

#33. YOU! must be hinting that all of your teeth have fallen out..now that shit really stinks (:

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ImFrackinBored 13

Your daughter will grow up to be awesome.

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Anbuntou 8

Children. Aren't they just precious...

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xlord 27

OP's daughter reminds me of Stewie from family guy

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DoubleDose 0

Ops my autocorrect changed stewie to stepwise... The joys of an iPhone. I'm going to have to beat Siri again

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margie2194 12

Just got trolled by a 3 year old. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

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eurostar710 11

This is one of the few FMLs that made me laugh out loud. I burst out laughing. FYL OP. sorry.

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Carbonation 0

How exactly did she pull that off? You would to have seen the poo... Guess we all have bad days? Nah, you deserved it! ^_^

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Phololololo 8

She's pure genius, that's why she managed to pull it off

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staceystobb 0

That sux he does not deserve it poor guy why do u guys have to be so mean

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CookieMonstr19 0

Ahhhh I see what u did there!!! ;)

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steelers112 3

Wonder what goes on in your household for her to figure out how to make that happen...

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abluekiwi 0

Wife and daughter collaborating... Or good ole' cartoons putting it in her head. Either way, job well done. =)

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HideouslyHuman 10

That doesn't happen in cartoons..Just sayin'

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HideouslyHuman 10

That doesn't happen in cartoons..Just sayin'

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yadudej 0

hahaha she is a devious one, imagine her at age 16...oh fyl for sure...fyl haha

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