Kids: Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused,...

By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By jriese444 - 23/12/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 20:06 - Nigeria

Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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Right in the snowglobes

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 10:00

Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML

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By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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Ameronot 14

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:05

Wow, ok, there is something seriously wrong with your sister, op.

opiate_ape 10

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:14

shit in her pillow case

Comments

Ameronot 14

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:05

Wow, ok, there is something seriously wrong with your sister, op.

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:10

Josh Nichols, is that you?

SystemofaBlink41 27

Thursday 22 October 2015 12:45

Damn, Megan was bad but I never pictured her wiping her ass with her brother's clothes.

WingedLovely27 20

Thursday 22 October 2015 17:12

She cut the brakes on one of their bikes for using her yoyo. I don't think she would have been above using their clothes as toilet paper.

abattior 18

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:11

burn her clothes!

juicy_extasy 25

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:12

Get well soon OP and just throw that shirt out. No solution for your sister's attitude though =/

BadKitty13 28

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:13

Why were you in the bathroom together ??

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:42

OP was sitting on a couch, icing their ankle.

BadKitty13 28

Thursday 22 October 2015 17:03

it's a legitimate question so why so many negative comments.....

kbecks87 16

Thursday 22 October 2015 17:06

It's not a legitimate question if you read the FML.

mariri9206 32

Thursday 22 October 2015 20:56

12 and 32, it never stated where OP was or that they were sitting on a couch, tbh. granted, logical guess would be OP and sister are in diff rooms, but it was never actually specified so I can see how 6 sees this as a legitimate question.

countryb_cth 38

Friday 23 October 2015 0:42

Umm if OP was in the same room as her sister she would have; 1) probably been able to get her the toilet paper 2) stopped her sister from wiping her ass with OPs shirt

klg32 17

Saturday 24 October 2015 6:12

She prolly had the door closed and had to slightly open it and ask for TP. But he refused and that's when all hell broke loose

opiate_ape 10

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:14

shit in her pillow case

KittyKatKyrish 15

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:19

Tell your sister she's a little bitch~!

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 22 October 2015 12:12

Watch out y'all! We got a real badass here! But, seriously, yeah she's a bitch.

born_hustla 26

Thursday 22 October 2015 11:28

That's messed up! But did you explain to your sis why you couldn't get her toilet paper or did you simply refuse? Either way she shouldn't have done that, but you may have given her a reason. Just saying!