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or Maury. you are not the father!
Surprise!
That just sounds like a damn good reason to dump his bitch as right the **** away. No need for complicated stuff.
Good thing you're not the preggo girlfriend.
I guess it was better than finding out he secretly likes it in the butt.
I have to agree with 40.. Atleast you're able to walk away without a douche bf and you're not pregnant..
lol
Jerry beads!!
at least you're not the pregnant one
no no I know Jerry. it would b springer if the preggo gf was really the other ones mother, but the kid ended up marrying the non ***** gfs mother
Hahahahaha
Jerry Jerry jerry
Uh, okay, sure.
well at least your not the one pregnant... you should be the grateful one
yeah, probably more Maury, unless she's also his cousin or sister's gf or something like that! lol.
wow, talk about an epic surprise
Wake up call!
Threesome!
maybe you can babysit? hahaha
don't be too un-easy about punching the women's stomach! I'd be glad to see her fml within a few days.
How is this the other woman's fault? I never get why people respond by being hostile towards the other person. The only person with a responsibility towards the OP is the boyfriend. Anything else is just denying that he's a douchebag.
also to 204: braid those underarm hairs much? lol!! douche-y for sure!
diggin the pit hair dude.
well there are many instances in which the other person knows and chooses to go through with it. causing said cheater to commit the act of cheating.
You're better off without someone like that.
typical in ohio
God ******* damnit you genius.
It is a Boy or a Girl?
It's a platypus.
Im sorry ma'am. Once the tail and beak formed....there was nothing we could do.
*Bill. I knew I missed something. :P
Oh, there you are Perry.
G'morning Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz...
is up to no good again
^^ That may be the best thing I've ever seenXD Sorry to end it!:)
hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend
best comment
his other gf's fml: today my bf knocked me up and then his other **** came to visit fml
Or offer to host the baby shower!
And poison the ex-boyfriend's dish....
Maybe they did karate in the garage afterwords!
How can anyone not like this comment!? Step brothers references are the best!!!
Haha. Your shit >.>
So you decide to post a stupid one instead? Nice.
look who's being the smartass now
You mean you went to visit your now ex- boyfriend, right?
Hey, I think someone stole your shirt...
and your left arm. you should send them to prison
I'm not giving up the left arm
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hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend
dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!