By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
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FMLandurstoo 9

Give him a ride to a gay bar far out of town and leave him there.

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Dotell95 3

Tell him you can't because your busy studying

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Juliaa15 6

Dump him? I'd hold onto him. seems like he has his priorities straight. knows what he wants. stable.

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CoconutMuffin 5

Yeah, seriously! He needs to get his **** straight.

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bigmanj28 0

Not his fault she failed to show up at her birthday party

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imaberry95 0

he obviously was studying how many drinks it takes to not remember what he was sstudying

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flockz 19

WAIT SO DICKS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT?!?!? WHY HAS NO ONE EVER SAID ANYTHING?!?

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iEatGuppies 0

you should pick him up, drop him off 10 miles away from home and write on his arm "it's over bitch" so when he wakes up with a hangover he'll be screwed!

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iEatGuppies 0

^^win. I'm #69 -FBG$-

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tybtab 5

maybe he has a degree in partying

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Metal_Chick 15

Dicks are straight?? :-O... oh my my ex needs to get his checked..and op if I were you I'd make him pay first; go party, get wasted, have the time of your life, and then call him to let him know your catching a ride with Chad [or some other guy's name] and that you no longer need his ass or dick, whatever.

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CoconutMuffin 5

How did you get dicks from what I said? It's supposed to be shit. :/

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TruexSniper 0

I was thinking the same thing.

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alexg823 0

86 - It's easier to just not censor yourself.

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a_nutritionist 10

i wonder if his name is rick...drunk dialling can cause all sorts of problems.

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daysgoby902 6

I totally agree. stable

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That1GuyUNo 0

you deserve it for dating him

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immataco 9

Girls don't always know what retards they fall for.

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xPsYcHO_KILLa_x 0

wow we are surrounded by liars and cheats

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demonspeed 0

oh you have no idea the horrors that await you in adulthood...enjoy what you got right now.

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grafixxx687 0

its dumping time!!!

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FMLandurstoo 9

Give him a ride to a gay bar far out of town and leave him there.

178 3
2cacrawf 0

#3 .. perfect comment with that picture :) win

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woahheylex 0

He'd like it... the OPs name is Devon.

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Lauren10102 3

leave him there naked!

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BaconDave 12

How exactly would he leave him there naked? Good thought.

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obamathellama 0

Drive him and drop him off in front of some cops naked. @93 hes drunk getting him naked shouldn't be too hard.

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CAPTmok 7

Everyone studies in their own ways....... right???

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BaconDave 12

Except mine is ordering some fried chicken, eat the whole bucket, and cry myself to sleep on my couch watching reality shows.

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cc_the_beast 6

We used to hold study groups at the pub. Have a few beers, talk shop, good way of studying actually!

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cbaidchris 6

He's studying for the bar exam. Coors light is super cold.

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McAninch35 9

Obviously, the bottle of vodka was his reward to himself for studying so hard. Really, you should be proud.

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Destabilized 0

Box him in his mouf.

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Dotell95 3

Tell him you can't because your busy studying

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MuchDance90s 0

best answer. close thread.

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MzCherry29 0

Lmao!! Thats wat I would have said!!

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saIty 17

Tell him your unicorn will pick him up, and to wait by Baby Street. Chances are he'll believe it.

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BaconDave 12

Too bad OP didn't get $4 for karate lessons to kick their asses...

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GunnarG9 0

wonder how many people lulled up to him and said *gasp* Omg... here's 4, no wait 8 bucks to help double your karate lessons to double kick their butts.

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