By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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XxbubblegumkizxX 8

o.O thats not creepy...

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PushMyButtons 5

oh that's bit creepy at all.....o.0

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chlorinegreen 27

I guess the guy can't pick up the phone and call the cops for having the ex sitting outside his house while making him feel threatened. I would feel scared too though. FYL

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boyguydudemalema 0

shiz!! now you have to fight that one +6 more evil exes!

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enonymous 8

Please tell me it was an elementary kid who just slipped in mud outside

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ScaughtieHolden 11

40, he's not clingy. He's at her new boyfriend's house. Stalk-y.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Awkward.. This is a situation when you go to the guys house to pick him up and if your ex trys to stop you, then you drop kick his ass.

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Kn0wledge123 21

Time to get a gun.

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bitchslapped22 14

Tell your date to go Scott Pilgrim on his ass!

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juicedboi 7

Tell your date to man up a bit. Not trying to sound "hard" but you can't be that easily intimidated. All this assuming the guy isn't known for being a gun nut.

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scrapmetal58 9

How the bloody hell did your ex know with whom and when you're going on a date?

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zuzupetalsYO 11

haha reeeed neeeeeecks

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BooGhosted 0

95 I hope that's not your solution to your problems !

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ryry98 7

4!!! yay!!! I'm close to first... for once and ram into his car!!:p

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ImInABox 6

Psycho ex boyfriend? What the hell kind of stuff did you put the poor guy on? Did you do a spell to make him love you only for you to dump him and now he's undeniably in love and will stop at nothing to get you back? O_o

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JesusFishTaco 5

I wasn't aware that there could only be psycho ex-girlfriends...

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sourgirl101 28

I don't think 5 implied that only ex-boyfriends could be psychos.(: The OP's ex sounds like a control freak and needs to be put in his place that it's over. I can't really say I blame that guy for canceling. Those strings attached to you seem to have a little too much crazy with it.

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JesusFishTaco 5

Yeah, I started to think that too once I reread the comment and thought about it a little more. Curse my impulsive commenting.

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aliadnan708 6

call the cops n say ur theirs a spy infront of the house and the spy might be working with Al-qudia lol

wat11115 0

if he's a spy don't let his sap your tele

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anorexicbarbie 8

16 Spy sappin' mah sentry! I was just playing The Orange Box too.. 7 Don't you mean Al-Qaeda? Al "qudia" made me make unladylike sounds. Nice try though.

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monzach 5

7 I really wish I knew what you were saying. but your caveman talk confuses me

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Ns_Visual 0

that might have worked if you spelled Al-Qaeda right...

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OreoKami 0

hahaha yea cave man talk ohh eeee guunnba gooddsss

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awwweczzz 0

cavemen don't wear shirts. coincidence? that's wut u seem to b missing

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Metal_Chick 15

Too bad they always show up 30mins late. But on the other hand, better late than never. Umm..right?

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BrittanyPernell6 0

at if they show up 30 mins late there will be a pizza by then!:D

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a_nutritionist 10

god invented cops? this puts a whole new spin on the bible.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Just an expression, we don't need your smart ass comments(:

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strochenakilo23 0

the correct term for this would be that god CREATED cops. humans are not inventions.

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BooGhosted 0

Are you sure!? I checked the dictionary and it says we're inventions! ;)

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turkishjew 0

when seconds matter, the police are only minutes away

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Ashes628 0

hmmm someone is a creeper/stalker

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Randuhh_17 4

that little eye thing you got goin' on there....makes you qualified...yes.

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ILoveEggnog 7

Where in Alaska are you? I can make him move in exchange for a sandwich.

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1luckys0b 0

I hear that I'm in anchorage

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BrittanyPernell6 0

anchorage girl right here:)

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WTFGOTOHELL 0

love your bio Eggnog. lol those are my face people too along with perdix

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iAmScrubs 19

He will eventually make a run for his car, but he will be so nervous that he will press his foot on reverse and go backwards straight into his house.

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