By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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XxbubblegumkizxX 8

o.O thats not creepy...

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sweet_candy_ 17

I wouldn't blame him your ex sounds scary. Why would your ex go over to his house I am pretty sure it's not to have some tea.

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bizzy1705 0

yup that only happens in England.

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Slim2306 10

well you never know it's pretty cold in Alaska haha. To be honest you'd think the guy would have the guts to just walk out. It is his property after all. Atleast you know he's more mature and less psycho than your ex I guess :).

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Randuhh_17 4

not today sir...today..it's a male..

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bichtygurl 0

sounds like my ex maybe their friends lol

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Marzee 14

They're. There. Their. Learn the difference. In this case, it's "they're".

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thesinginguy 18

actually it is their because their is possessive, nice job buddy. better luck next time.

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SteelCladAngel 0

actually it's they're /maybe 'they are' friends/ you dumbfuck

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a_nutritionist 10

actually it could go either way given the lack of grammar to discern the point being made. the only fail is from the dumbfuck who wrote the original comment.

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Stroke_Her_Ace 15

actually it's they're, replacing the words they and are

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Livinia 11

He should leave the house, but have the cops number ready to call just in case.

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ImTotallyAsian 0

Isnt ur picture of Selena Gomez or do u look like her??

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TheTwistedOtaku 16

For some reason I just pictured that octopus waiting outside of Peter's house on Family Guy. lol

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JoeyPterodactyl 0

So the date exits his house and watches the ex glare like a moron.

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xMissxMurderx 1

he should suck it up and confront him. sorry, but I wouldn't date a guy that couldn't defend himself.

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HuttonT 3

That's what I'm saying. There's not a single one of my girlfriend's exes that I wouldn't confront if they tried to scare me away.

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sourgirl101 28

I would like to agree with you, however I have a friend that dated a girl with a crazy ex and he got stabbed and a slash straight across his face as a result. And.... she ended up going back with that ******. There aren't many girls I feel are worth the trouble. But than again, I live where gangs are a huge problem so my case may be different.(:

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