By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 20:27 - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML
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enonymous 8

No. You dont mess with the stache

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jillianmathers12 13

You should get it waxed or maybe get the nono it's a tv product that is suppose to be better than waxing without any pain!

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rexgar2000 10

that's what u get for joking like that.

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TheOptimist 0

11 wins because of picture with comment. Comment section for this thread is now closed.

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nitram0606 0

What the helos upon high is going on in here! Ha ha humorous rendition, hehe

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margie2194 12

Nair!!! it's wonderful. Really!!! I use it to get rid of my palm hair.

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xDefendPopPunkx 14

Would just look at that mustache. I mean you should just look at it. You know what you should do before making jokes like? Just look at it! Seriously!

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NavySEAL13 0

47 did you get from jacking off to much ?

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nerobluerose 10

Awe did he just burn your biscuit and pee in your cornflakes? Walk it off it'll be ok.

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_streets_ 19

That has to be the cutest picture I've ever seen.

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RedSharpieInk 5

Must be awkward to kiss with both of their mustaches on fire..

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Streeet_hayley 6

Never threaten a man with his moustache.

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_Oblivion_ 12

Today I was playing with lighte- YDI. Didn't daddy teach you not to play with fire you flaming pyro

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acccccccc 1

If you play with fire youll get burnt by fire

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skata 4

playing with lighters?!? smokey the bear isnt gonna like this...

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heylesha 8

i see what you did there

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hutch66 13

16- That awkward moment when someone doesn't get the pun..

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DKParth13 5

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later!:D

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TwitchingNebula 17

I think he's attracted to your 'stash. Take it as a compliment.

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WithaKay 4

I don't understand how him saying the exact same thing she said makes him the bad guy.

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shanie123 10

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PunkSk8ter 0

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

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atomicbaboon 0

Okay. But I must warns you. Eyebrows google for answers.

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jackii1313 9

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ItsTheKing 10

You know who I hate? Eda and teezy, that's who.

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eminemchick 19

He only hates us because his name is Pablo.

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ItsTheKing 10

@82 That's ******* low Eda. LOW. I mustache you a question though. Why must you offend me like this.

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eminemchick 19

how is it offensive? Pablo is an awesome name. :D It's not beard at all.

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ItsTheKing 10

Are you attempting to start a pun war? You better shave your best puns for last because you will need it.

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eminemchick 19

I don't want to involve myself in a pun contest. I'm hair to a powerful throne that waxes all wrongdoers. So begone..!

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ItsTheKing 10

No one Shed your throne would give you an advantage. To be fHair I am very skilled in these kinds of things. So bring it on.

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Nosrebor 8

You are both really lame and 95 you took those puns from an earlier post on this same FML. :-/

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eminemchick 19

lol but at least we have friends lol If making lame jokes isn't fair, why the hell are all these idiots on fml. Seriously, take a joke. :P

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apv0222 0

Have u ever had your mustaches tangle up?

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olpally 32

Mustache ride for everyone :D

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Wheredidgrungego 12

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later :D

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Ouch...Well, women are always complaining about what a chore it is to shave, and what a pain it is to wax, and how long it takes to pluck, so just embrace it as your new preferred method of hair removal. It's quick, easy, and totally ****** awesome. And if you do it right, your moustache might never grow back!

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Bbhd05 0

How the **** does your comment have 0 thumbs up?! *thumbs up*

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hailphire130 0

Yeah, she'll have that sexy melted skin scar over her lip too. I'm getting a boner just thinking about it...

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Jdog619 11

You do realize there is a button for that. You don't have to clutter the comment section to say this.

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