By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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trollsemen 8

Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

At least he liked it.

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

At least he liked it.

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Damn_Hippster 11

I have a rare bone desease that doesn't let me pronounce the "t" in plane arium (south park)

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Keyman1212 14

He has a good point. If OP didn't notice, he was successful in his gold mining adventure.

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fabian21 0

Of course that's the best thing about it. People judge your lack of tissues in the outside world.

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starquality 7

At least he enjoyed some parts of it!!

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iluvhobos 5

I feel bad for whoever got a nice boogie flicked onto them..

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iluvhobos 5

Or if you kissed him and he ate them, OP.

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Jesus_Christ69 0

I was going to comment but then I forgot what to say and I was already in the writing comment thing so I just wrote something that most people like.

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EvilPotato 14

I'll know that he picked his nose along with many others on the internets.

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SCREAM4meeee 0

That's exactly the reason I don't attend public outings. People watch me pick my nose -.-

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zachherbert 10

That's the reason I don't pick my nose. So I can attend public outtings.

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chell1894 13

He sounds like a polite young man

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HowAreYouToday 34

Sucks... :( at least he went though...

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MichellinMan 20

HEY, one comment is enough, buddy.

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phoenixslayer69 4

Three doesn't make it better.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

He didn't do it on purpose, but he wiped it on the chair and she Saturn it. :D

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rexgar2000 10

obviously the bf was joking.

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free2speak 14

What about my anus?

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HowAreYouToday 34

Sucks... :( at least he went though...

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dickydickman 0

Sometimes when I'm bored, I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug

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KiddNYC1O 20

-Sometimes, he just takes me home at night... -Ooh giirl.

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MichellinMan 20

20- completely irrelevant... But funny.

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Georgieeporgiee 9

I wonder if he ate his boogers or wiped them on something....

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HowAreYouToday 34

Sucks... :( at least he went though...

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josh5634 0

you know what's cute, the sarcasm of this comment.

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tittymagic 0

Booger fetish... Ugh!! Terrible mental image...

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

He said his favorite thing, he didn't say that was the only thing he liked.

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rattusrattus 18

It's like going to a favourite restaurant, spending loads of money treating people to their favourite meal, and then hearing them all rave about the complimentary bread. Except more disgusting.

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Yellow_Fish79 11

... Your boyfriend sounds kinda gross OP.

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BAKER196 0

Thanks for stating the obvious

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Lily_lops95 0

Was he being serious?!?!?! Haa uhhh ew

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perdix 29

But you noticed so the planetarium owes you a refund.

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rawrlily 0

No, he told her afterwards that he was picking his nose. Also, how would that warrant a refund? You confuse me :C

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HentaiBunny 4

Because everything that happened to OP clearly issues a refund. Haven't you read the planetarium's rules in fine print? DUH

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CookieCrazy 8

This is America, we don't go to planetariums to read, we go to see the pretty lights xD

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perdix 29

#22. You see, he said his "favorite" part was being able to pick his nose without anyone noticing. For about $100 a pop, one should have a very discreet nose-picking experience. The OP noticed her boyfriend picking his nose, therefore, the planetarium did not live up to his reasonable expectations.

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