By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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trollsemen 8

Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

At least he liked it.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Because you are a bitch that cannot detect sarcasm?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Sorry that was meant for 17... How the **** it ended up as a regular comment I have NO idea. Wow... I look like a total dumbfuck asshole now.... FML.

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ditter80 0

That's nassstay- in cleveland voice

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HentaiBunny 4

Obviously he's from planet Booger and was secretly honoring his ancestors while being gross on the sly. Foolish OP..

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Alex_Lima 2

LOL. He doesn't like astronomy. He likes an excuse for where he is at night. "Uhh, i was looking at the stars, yea that's it...."

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Btreasure 8

That's not an FML. what it you had seen him picking his nose? You would have been disgusted.

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Enslaved 36

I saw Roger Waters in November playing "The Wall" album. It was $60. And worth every cent!(: They had people on stage building the wall and at the very end, it was destroyed! Lol The show was amazing.(:

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Enslaved 36

This reply was for ikickgingers at 111 but somehow there are two 111?

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angrymexican 8

He should've flicked it in the air and said it was a shooting star

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