Lonely

By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
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LawSixx 11

What a way to waste water as well.

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kareltje 17

WTF? Don't be so selfish! Think about the environment, dude! ;) I'll get me coat...

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jbones24 22

Aww man, that sucks. Check online for people looking for roommates?

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daysgoby902 6

you're a wasteful child

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

All he/she us bound to find is deranged psychos. Don't you know the internet is where all the creeps hang around?

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gojira666 7

Thats the most pathetic thing ive ever heard

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humorizer 14

Deranged psychos, eh? "Today, I finally moved in with my new roommate. I realized that she leaves the shower on when I'm not around because she gets lonely... I'm a tad bit worried about her now..."

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ahti546 11

Now you're pathetic and a danger to the environment, congrats.

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boofgall 16

How is op a danger? This seems pretty harmless, just silly.

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dirtroadboy 7

1- Agreed. Talk to a friend of yours about moving in with you, or invite your friends over just to hangout after work or something.

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humorizer 14

The commentator stated "danger TO THE ENVIRONMENT". Implying she's wasteful of natural resources, namely the chemical dihydrogen monoxide (a common ingredient found in tap water).

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AlwaysCracked 6

DiHydrogen monoxide... So water? It's not too smart to just say water in a scientific way. Just kinda makes you look douchie.

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Cryptic_Equinox 0

61, have you seen your picture? .. Or your username?

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swoozie23 6

Forever alone? ... Someone had to say it

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mattorama 15

That's where all the creeps are, like us? =P

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Aye, that's what I plan to do. If I don't have a partner soon, I'll just share a place with some friends who are also single. Share resources, not waste them

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xoconnie 8

how would that help??? were u trying to convince urself??? or someone else?

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LawSixx 11

What a way to waste water as well.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

It would be acceptable if OP had a method of catching and retaining all the water for later use.

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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

66- Thank you, I always thought it stood for original poster. How stupid of me.

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Sweetheart34 2

yeah, were you trying to prove it to yourself or your water bill?

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jmtmxer 0

Is that why it says united states ? ^^

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nighters 0

What a waste! Everyone knows you just leave the tv on in another room... ;-;

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DarkSeekerX94446 14

Taking "forever alone" to a whole new level.

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kareltje 17

WTF? Don't be so selfish! Think about the environment, dude! ;) I'll get me coat...

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Pentium_4 27

don't feel bad. loneliness is like a drug, you just can't think straight

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McDonaldsworker 4

Hell yeah that's why I like drugs. I take 'em so I can only think crooked, lol

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Snafuusmc 12

Hey at least your not waking up in a ditch.

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Pentium_4 27

whoa that was an old comment meant for a different FML lol

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Pentium_4 27

what did you did, throw it up into the ceiling fan?

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Pentium_4 27

wrong FML. Fail on my part. if it makes you feel better, i'm on FML all the time cause i'm lonely :P

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Pentium_4 27

yep, an honest mistake is the end of the world...

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Ozone1232 5

Way to waste resources.

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cBlackout 13

Great, now you're lonely and wasteful.

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clanon 4

All by myseeeelllfff, don't wanna be all by myseeeelllfff anymoooorreee.

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Glockinator 2

I went to the bedroom..... All by myself. I didn't think anyone remembered that song but me because of I reference people look at me like I'm nuts

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